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Deputies: Man tries to steal 6 steaks by putting them down his shorts
wtsp.com ^
| Aug. 27, 2010
| Janie Porter
Posted on 08/28/2010 1:10:03 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
Spring Hill, Florida - Hernando County Sheriff's deputies say a man tried to steal six steaks, Vaseline and pomegranate juice by stuffing them in his shorts.
Employees at Publix say they saw Mark Alan Belkola, 51, select "six individual packs of steaks" and conceal them down the front of his shorts, according to the offense report.
The Publix is located on the 4,100 block of Mariner Boulevard in Spring Hill.
Deputies say they also found Vaseline and a bottle of Pomegranate juice in Belkola's shorts pocket.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: crime; napl; stuffedpants; stuffinpants; thingsinpants
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To: badgerlandjim
....would that be a lawyer trying to get out of the halls of justice in Chicago....?
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posted on
08/28/2010 2:10:00 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
(Mr. President, no golfball exploded because of your amazing power and strength - you hit a duck egg,)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Yuck....Who would want Steaks that smell like they’ve been down someone’s shorts.....
To: spokeshave
A Chicago lady was supposedly caught swiping lobsters from the Shedd Aquarium. When confronted I guess she said it was "for the children". Here's a better view.
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posted on
08/28/2010 3:54:49 PM PDT
by
badgerlandjim
(Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Dammit! I did not stuff steaks in my shorts!
To: TheOldLady; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Deputies say they also found Vaseline and a bottle of Pomegranate juice in Belkola's shorts pocket. Never ask this guy to make you a Shirley Temple.
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posted on
08/28/2010 5:45:26 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
If I recall correctly, didn’t some guy steal hotdogs from a publix in Springhill, Fl last week?
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posted on
08/28/2010 6:15:02 PM PDT
by
isom35
To: Slings and Arrows
Never expect anything from the guy. If he can’t even shoplift a few steaks, he’s just not dependable.
Besides, he looks like Huffer Guy’s brother.
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posted on
08/28/2010 6:31:09 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: TheOldLady
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posted on
08/28/2010 6:33:28 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Free ThinkerNY; Slings and Arrows
There is a simple, logical explanation. His wife sent to the store for loin steaks, and he thought she said purloined steaks.
The Vaseline in is pocket is why he was distracted when she spoke.
Pomegranate juice? They didn’t have acai.
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posted on
08/28/2010 6:39:22 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Still Huffer Guy’s theme song, and good as ever.
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posted on
08/28/2010 6:48:04 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: TheOldLady
Claypool & Co. had him pegged, you betcha.
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posted on
08/28/2010 7:10:53 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: ApplegateRanch
Suddenly it all makes sense...
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posted on
08/28/2010 7:11:47 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I’ve always found vasoline leaves a petroleum taste and causes flare-ups on the grill, that’s why I use olive oil now.
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posted on
08/28/2010 7:39:59 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Political correctness in America today is a Rip Van Winkle acid trip.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Try the stuffed porkchops. They are a manager’s special today. Priced to sell.
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posted on
08/30/2010 8:08:55 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
It must be a fraternity prank. (Animal House)
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posted on
08/30/2010 8:11:01 AM PDT
by
A Texan
(Oderint dum metuant)
To: goseminoles
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posted on
08/30/2010 8:11:40 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
To: a fool in paradise
They’re right next to the pressed ham.
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posted on
08/30/2010 8:22:21 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Poor fellow obviously never learned about homonyms in school. A gentle hint, sir ... that’s not the way to meat girls.
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posted on
08/30/2010 8:24:21 AM PDT
by
r9etb
To: Free ThinkerNY
So many of these nut stories are dateline Florida... what gives?
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posted on
08/30/2010 8:28:02 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
(TIME Magazine - - a conserve-a-phobe publication.)
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