Posted on 08/26/2010 7:42:11 AM PDT by devane617
If you've watched many Texas Rangers' games on TV (or other local programming), you may have seen commercials for the Brown Hand Center, a chain of surgery clinics specializing in carpal tunnel injuries. There's one in Bedford, on the Airport Freeway near Forest Ridge Drive.
The commercials feature Michael Brown, the bearded, smiling founder of the Houston-based company, sitting in a cozy office with his wife and children (or actors playing them). The commercials end with him saying, "In the Brown Hand Center, we'll care for you just as I care for my own family." Then a little girl climbs into his lap and says, in a too-cute voice, "Daddy's baby girl."
If police and prosecutors in Harris County are correct, patients might hope for better treatment than what Brown dishes out to his family.
According to the Houston Chronicle, Brown, 53, was arrested earlier this month and charged with assaulting his wife -- his fourth wife -- "by twisting her arm behind her back, court records show."
(Excerpt) Read more at crimeblog.dallasnews.com ...
I’m assuming he used his hands.
I read “Brown Hand Center” and thought it was a proctology clinic.
Will he be her physician and treat any injuries he may have caused?
If you have to abuse your spouse are brown hands an improvement over green shoots?
4TH Wife?
Stupid on both parts.
LOL!
We have a winner! No more calls, please.
“I read Brown Hand Center and thought it was a proctology clinic.”
I was thinking he specializes in illegal immigrant hand problems?
4th wife should be a clue for all...
Stupid on both parts.
Paging Rush Limbaugh... Mr. Limbaugh to the white courtesy phone...
Maybe he raised his hand against her.
caught him red-handed
It needs a dose of Billy Mays (may he r.i.p.) "energy" to take the creepy edge off me thinks.
...Friday must be near. :)
"In 2002, it added, he pleaded no contest to aggravated assault for beating his then-wife Darlina Brown, with a bed post while she was pregnant. He was sentenced to 10 years' supervised probation and fined $1,500.
...but, isn’t it the creepy one’s that succeed? Think politics, entertainment, business, etc...
"..I've seen that commercial... it is creepy."I've seen it as well as a similar print advertisment, and I am struck by the hotness of his latina trophy wife coupled with the number of his children. I think he has about six in the ad.
Daddy’s Little Girl!UGH
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