[Conservative Republican?] Heidi Montag Now Wants Massive Breast Implants Taken Out

FOX News ^ | August 25, 2010 | 10:46 AM ET

[dselig]

Nine months after bragging that she looked and felt the best she ever had after having 10 cosmetic surgical procedures done in one day, Heidi Montag has changed her tune.

Now she says she's in constant pain, and she wants her fake G-cups removed.

There's just one problem. And it's a doozy.

SLIDESHOW: Heidi Montag Debuts New Body.

The plastic surgeon who did the work, Dr. Frank Ryan, died last week when his car plunged off the Pacific Coast Highway as at least one friend says he was driving while texting.

"I feel trapped in my own body," Heidi tells this week's issue of Life & Style magazine. "There's just no fixing it. Dr. Ryan knows the work he did, he knows everything."

Montag tells the magazine that she has been in constant pain since the procedures.

"I was taking painkillers but they weren't working so I stopped. It hurt either way," she said. "I'm obsessed with fitness but it's impossible to work out with these boobs."

"I'm desperate to go back to normal," she added. "I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D."

Wait, double-D is "normal" for Heidi? Not according to this before-and-after pic.

[ken5050]

The one on the left looks like Meghan McCain

[Pan_Yan]

The one on the left looks like Meghan McCain

There's a reason for that.

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It is.

[NoGrayZone]

K??? Holy crapola! I have a full c and they get on my nerves. And no way she was a “natural D-cup”.......gees, can’t these people ever speak the truth??

[dselig]

It is the younger McCain. I think they are friends

[bubbacluck]

Call me shallow but I actually prefer the natural before look.
Not that it matters.

[JoeFromSidney]

That picture of Prince Charles and the female soldier reminded me of being session chairman at a conference once. Part of my job was to hang a lavaliere mike around the neck of each speaker, and remove it when they were finished. One of the speakers was a woman with pronounced prefrontal development. I had no trouble getting the mike on her, but I didn't hear a word of her talk. I spent the whole time trying to figure out how I was going to get that mike off her at the end of her talk.

Fortunately she saved me the trouble. She took it off and handed it to me. Thank God for small favors.

[VA_Gentleman]

She looked so much better au naturale. Instead, she had her face butchered by that doctor that drove off the cliff.

[dmz]

I wish FR had rules against pointless stupid vapid postings like this.

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When you were a kid and stuff bothered you, like people, did your mom suggest that you pay extra attention to them (like posting on their threads) or did she suggest ignoring them?

I like to read the pointless stupid vapid threads to see who finds them pointless stupid and vapid and feels the need to tell us.

slithering off into my hole now.

[fieldmarshaldj]

What’s Chuck doing to Madonna ?

[samtheman]

Now THAT made me laugh!