Cash falls from man's posterior during strip search

Panama City News Herald ^ | August 18, 2010 | FELICIA KITZMILLER

[a fool in paradise]

BAY COUNTY - A man being booked into jail gained another charge when detention officers found dollar bills falling out of his posterior.

Nicholas Ryan Harris, 19, of 503 Wood Trail, was undergoing a strip search after being booked into Bay County Jail on charges of driving under the influence, possession of marijuana and possession of paraphernalia when “several dollar bills … fell from Nicholas’ buttocks area,” according to an incident report. There were $45 total recovered.

According to the report, Harris had been asked prior to the search if there was anything hidden on his body and he said no.

Officers added introducing contraband into a county facility to his charges.

[Krankor]

Actually, these are how ATMs work in most third world countries- just some guy in a box backed up against the withdrawal slot.

[Sloth]

...“several dollar bills … fell from Nicholas’ buttocks area,” according to an incident report. There were $45 total recovered.

If I was going to stuff $45 in my butt, I think I'd go with two twenties and a fiver, just for comfort's sake. Not forty-five singles.

You know how they say that virtually all circulating U.S. currency carries trace amounts of cocaine? Next time you handle cash, consider whether it might have trace amounts of Nicholas Ryan Harris.

[Bitsy]

If I was going to stuff $45 in my butt, I think I’d go with two twenties and a fiver, just for comfort’s sake. Not forty-five singles.

Am I going to be thinking about this post every time I get change for a $20? Yuk!

[rickomatic]

What does ATM mean?

"A** Tainted Money"?

I just came here to read the other responses...........but I couldn't help myself.....really.

[hoe_cake]

ping

[massgopguy]

“He’s got money coming out the wazoo!”

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

Purty cool how you did that response!

[a fool in paradise]

WINNER!

[a fool in paradise]

It’s news items like this that will make us transition to a cashless society.

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

"What does ATM mean?

"A** Tainted Money"?

"Now that there's funny, I don't care who ya' are."

[ozzymandus]

So who had to pick it up?

[a fool in paradise]

The rookie.

[bolobaby]

Cassh.

[IronJack]

Dirty money ...

[allmendream]

“One in a million shot Dr., one in a million!”

[a fool in paradise]

[JoeProBono]

[wrench]

On Devil’s Island, at least they had brass enclosures to hold the secreted currency.

[JRios1968]

"We hit the jackpot!"

[dogcaller]

rump change