Cash falls from man's posterior during strip search

Panama City News Herald ^ | August 18, 2010 | FELICIA KITZMILLER

[a fool in paradise]

BAY COUNTY - A man being booked into jail gained another charge when detention officers found dollar bills falling out of his posterior.

Nicholas Ryan Harris, 19, of 503 Wood Trail, was undergoing a strip search after being booked into Bay County Jail on charges of driving under the influence, possession of marijuana and possession of paraphernalia when “several dollar bills … fell from Nicholas’ buttocks area,” according to an incident report. There were $45 total recovered.

According to the report, Harris had been asked prior to the search if there was anything hidden on his body and he said no.

Officers added introducing contraband into a county facility to his charges.

[a fool in paradise]

PING

[Sloth]

It’s probably dirty money.

[Pessimist]

Appoint that man to the Treasury! Stat!

[a fool in paradise]

At least it wasn’t a roll of quarters.

[JohnBrowdie]

maybe he can convince the judge that he poops money.

[earlJam]

Dirty money!

[caddie]

Great need for money laundering here.

[Doogle]

"somehow makes the line "money don't grow on trees" more believable"

[Mr. K]

Cash out the waZOO

[Sloth]

Probably the one time in history when cops chose not to exercise ‘civil asset forfeiture.’ Speaking of assets...

[ReneeLynn]

Hiding it from the IRS. This may be the future for us all! Saves on those ATM fees too.

(I will NOT mention butt pirates. I won’t...)

[ErnBatavia]

"San Francisco - open your bung to me..."

[a fool in paradise]

What does ATM mean?

[hoosierham]

it just stuck last time he wiped!

The gov't has made our money almost worthless.

[GnuHere]

Ewww...he can keep the change.

[a fool in paradise]

Maybe it got stuck working the late shift as a stripper in a g-string.

[Sloth]

He should have had them swipe a credit card instead.

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>What does ATM mean?

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[PoloSec]

Filthy Lucre