[Sloth]

...“several dollar bills … fell from Nicholas’ buttocks area,” according to an incident report. There were $45 total recovered.

If I was going to stuff $45 in my butt, I think I'd go with two twenties and a fiver, just for comfort's sake. Not forty-five singles.

You know how they say that virtually all circulating U.S. currency carries trace amounts of cocaine? Next time you handle cash, consider whether it might have trace amounts of Nicholas Ryan Harris.

[Bitsy]

If I was going to stuff $45 in my butt, I think I’d go with two twenties and a fiver, just for comfort’s sake. Not forty-five singles.

Am I going to be thinking about this post every time I get change for a $20? Yuk!