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Deputies: Man Stuffed Hot Dogs In Pants, Left Store
WPBF.com ^
| August 17, 2010
Posted on 08/17/2010 11:54:18 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
FORT PIERCE, Fla. -- Authorities have arrested a Fort Pierce man accused of trying to steal a $6.99 jumbo pack of hot dogs from a Treasure Coast supermarket.
The St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office said Allan Polhemus, 52, was arrested on a theft charge.
According to the incident report, an employee spotted Polhemus stuff a Publix 16-pack of jumbo hot dogs in his pants and walk out of the store.
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TOPICS: Food
KEYWORDS: floriduh; franksandbeans; hotdogs; hotdogsinpants; publix; shoplifting; thingsinpants
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
I was going to shoplift, it sure as hell wouldn’t be hot dogs. Fillet migneons or grouper for me.
To: andy58-in-nh
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posted on
08/17/2010 12:21:53 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
To: La Lydia; shibumi
Obscure “The Stand” reference:
“How’s Your Pork?”
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posted on
08/17/2010 12:24:50 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(And I think I need some rest but sleeping don't come very easy in a straight white vest.)
To: La Lydia
Nobody yelled “It’s a boy!”?
44
posted on
08/17/2010 12:26:14 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(And I think I need some rest but sleeping don't come very easy in a straight white vest.)
To: a fool in paradise
Sure you steal a package of 16 hot dogs, but then you gotta find 2 gals to steal enough hot dog buns because they come 12 to a pack!
To: rightwingintelligentsia
as dear old Granny used to say, maybe he was “hornier than a three-peckered billygoat.”
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posted on
08/17/2010 12:27:32 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: a fool in paradise
Are those wieners halal?
47
posted on
08/17/2010 12:28:33 PM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
To: TexasPatriot1
I just hope management didn’t put ‘em back on the shelf.
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posted on
08/17/2010 12:29:05 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: JaguarXKE; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; rightwingintelligentsia
When you're around JRBChick you're around some pretty damn fast company.
≤}B^)
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posted on
08/17/2010 12:33:10 PM PDT
by
Erasmus
(Personal goal: Have a bigger carbon footprint than Tony Robbins.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
According to the incident report, an employee spotted Polhemus stuff a Publix 16-pack of jumbo hot dogs in his pants and walk out of the store. If you're going to steal something why not make it a top of the line name brand?
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posted on
08/17/2010 12:34:22 PM PDT
by
Moonman62
(Politicians exist to break windows so they may spend other people's money to fix them.)
To: Moonman62
In these economic times even the criminals are cutting back and stealing “generic.”
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posted on
08/17/2010 12:39:29 PM PDT
by
BWDog
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I wonder if he is related to Carolyn Polhemus from “Presumed Innocent” fame? She was a real peach.
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posted on
08/17/2010 12:42:48 PM PDT
by
Cyman
To: andy58-in-nh
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posted on
08/17/2010 12:58:32 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
To: ErnBatavia
I just hope management didnt put em back on the shelf. Well to be fair, it was a Manager's Price-Markdown Special!
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posted on
08/17/2010 12:59:27 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
To: La Lydia
I once saw a woman at the Capitol Hill Safeway put an entire ham between her legs and try to walk out of the store.Uh... was your father a meat burglar? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.
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posted on
08/17/2010 1:24:54 PM PDT
by
Andonius_99
(There are two sides to every issue. One is right, the other is wrong; but the middle is always evil.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Fur Shur he must have read it as “PUBIX”
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posted on
08/17/2010 1:29:06 PM PDT
by
muawiyah
To: Calm_Cool_and_Elected
Also drinking the Watkins Vanilla Extract...found that out after opening an empty bottle after getting home last week
Called the Food Lion store,said people guzzle them all the time
See two police cars quite often in front of our Krogers and Food Lion stores these days
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posted on
08/17/2010 1:38:52 PM PDT
by
Harold Shea
(RVN `70 - `71)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
skinless wieners?
58
posted on
08/17/2010 1:45:25 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Drink your beer damnit! There are people sober in Africa.)
To: Andonius_99
So apparently there is a whole subculture devoted to smuggling hams out of supermarkets and I had no idea!
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posted on
08/17/2010 2:52:23 PM PDT
by
La Lydia
To: Charles Henrickson
I just picked up a couple of packs of Hebrew National Hot Dogs at Publix about a half hour ago. BOGO. Got two packs for just $4.99. BTW, the guy in front of me on line had two half gallons of Lactaid which cost him a total of $7.78 while I had four quarts of Lactaid so the same amount. My total cost after coupons...76 cents. I pointed out to the guy that the $2 coupons are easily available right where the Lactaid was in the Blinkie but he just stared at me with a blank look on his face. Clueless. Meanwhile by not EASILY using the coupons that were available right there, he screwed himself out of over 7 bucks.
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posted on
08/17/2010 4:31:49 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Taking it to the next level with coupons)
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