[Andonius_99]

I once saw a woman at the Capitol Hill Safeway put an entire ham between her legs and try to walk out of the store.

Uh... was your father a meat burglar? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.

[La Lydia]

So apparently there is a whole subculture devoted to smuggling hams out of supermarkets and I had no idea!