Deputies: Man Stuffed Hot Dogs In Pants, Left Store

WPBF.com ^ | August 17, 2010

[rightwingintelligentsia]

FORT PIERCE, Fla. -- Authorities have arrested a Fort Pierce man accused of trying to steal a $6.99 jumbo pack of hot dogs from a Treasure Coast supermarket.

The St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office said Allan Polhemus, 52, was arrested on a theft charge.

According to the incident report, an employee spotted Polhemus stuff a Publix 16-pack of jumbo hot dogs in his pants and walk out of the store.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

IS THAT A HOT DOG IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME...PING!!!

[jessduntno]

Was it Anthony Weiner?

[JaguarXKE]

Allow me to be the first: “is that a hot dog in your pants or are you just glad to see me?”

[GSWarrior]

What a brat!

[hoagy62]

“The jokes just write themselves.”

[La Lydia]

I once saw a woman at the Capitol Hill Safeway put an entire ham between her legs and try to walk out of the store.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Sorry; #2 beat you to it.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Allan....

Thought it might be Frank....

[hoe_cake]

hope he left off the mustard and saur kraut.

[dfwgator]

"FRANKS AND BEANS.....FRANKS AND BEANS!!!"

[GSWarrior]

Canned or wrapped?

[COBOL2Java]

I once saw a woman at the Capitol Hill Safeway put an entire ham between her legs and try to walk out of the store.

I had no idea Maxine Waters shopped at Safeway...

[momtothree]

The brand was Publix?!! No, I will not.....

[hoe_cake]

“I once saw a woman at the Capitol Hill Safeway put an entire ham between her legs and try to walk out of the store.”

And when it slid out and hit the floor, she put her hands on her hips and shouted, “Who threw that ham at me?”

[paterfamilias]

I have heard of “hide the salami” but never this.

[The_Victor]

IS THAT A HOT DOG IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME...PING!!!

Not just one, but 16,....

...and they're all jumbos.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Every time my dad saw a pregnant woman he said to us that she was shoplifting hams.

[70times7]

Was it Paris Hilton?

[La Lydia]

Actually, she dropped it and got busted. There was a police officer permanently stationed at that store. Everyone in the front of the store burst out laughing, including the other shoplifters. Made for an entertaining Saturday morning interlude.