It’s easy and quick:
1. Post a short essay (opus) detailing all wrongs
- both imagined and real.
2. Make your exit donation. We suggest $50 for
a very short opus. $100 for a long and laborious
opus.
3. Apologize for wasting bandwidth. This should be
as long as your opus. We suggest a minimum of 300
words. This is only acceptable in English.
4. Take the vow:
I MrPiper, do hereby vow and declare: Up until today,
I have been a big fussbudget-whineypants-crybaby. Even
though I am making a big fuss today, I will no longer
do so in the future. I vow that from today on, I will
no longer be part of of the Whining States of America.
From now on, I will do better. I won’t whine. I won’t
be a carping, whining, complaining fool any longer. I
swear that I will stay in a state of banishment, without
complaint, for a period no less than 90 days. I also
swear I will not try to sneak back here like some kind
of egg-sucking dog under a different username without
posting a thread asking for re-acceptance.
I swear this all on this 15th day of August in the
year 2010.
Really, that’s all there is to it!
OK, ready? No point in delaying this.
ampu
Stick around. You can do a lot of good work through Free Republic.
I get stalked and harrassed all the time, but I refuse to let it get me down.
Just consider the source. Most everybody else does.
Are you logged out?
sorry. Lame-o opus is rejected
Dude, seriously, I just had a bunch of posts on this tread delelted, you see me whining about it?
Has anyone mentioned Hitler in this thread yet?
Tell them you are really A+bert
Weak .
Jeez, you’re lucky! I feel so bad about not having any of my posts deleted I have to beg the mod to delete one of mine every once in a while just to feel like I’m one of the gang.
Simple.
The Big Cackaroo.
Death is the only way you will ever leave and never access FreeRepublic, ever.
Of course, you could just post a scathing, expletive filled rant. You could question the parentage of the admins, JimRob, the entire FR community and proclaim your conversion to the ROP. That'll get you a ZOT.
However, we all know that you'll return, to lurk and peruse the witticisms and enlightened commentary posted by some of the world's greatest thinkers and experts on obscure esoterica.
In any case.....we'll be seeing you again.
:-)
“its been fun....”
Piper Peters out...
we usually do....
The good news is that this is definitely the best vanity you’ve ever posted. Goodbye and good luck.
You can stab it with your steely knife but you just can’t kill the beast!
try suicide by moderator...