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It’s easy and quick:

1. Post a short essay (opus) detailing all wrongs
- both imagined and real.

2. Make your exit donation. We suggest $50 for
a very short opus. $100 for a long and laborious
opus.

3. Apologize for wasting bandwidth. This should be
as long as your opus. We suggest a minimum of 300
words. This is only acceptable in English.

4. Take the vow:

I MrPiper, do hereby vow and declare: Up until today,
I have been a big fussbudget-whineypants-crybaby. Even
though I am making a big fuss today, I will no longer
do so in the future. I vow that from today on, I will
no longer be part of of the Whining States of America.
From now on, I will do better. I won’t whine. I won’t
be a carping, whining, complaining fool any longer. I
swear that I will stay in a state of banishment, without
complaint, for a period no less than 90 days. I also
swear I will not try to sneak back here like some kind
of egg-sucking dog under a different username without
posting a thread asking for re-acceptance.

I swear this all on this 15th day of August in the
year 2010.

Really, that’s all there is to it!

OK, ready? No point in delaying this.

ampu