I'll start.
No Alexi, I don't have anything in my pocket and yes, I AM glad to see you!
To: bcsco; Charles Henrickson; chicagolady; Condor51; PhilCollins; Dengar01
2 posted on
08/07/2010 7:28:00 AM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon Ping List.)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
What a weird way to shake hands. Look at Obamanazi’s hand
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
With this ring I thee wed.
- You may now kiss the bride.
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Alexi, Air Force 1 is fueled and ready to go. We can be in California in hours and married before 6 PM.
6 posted on
08/07/2010 7:29:43 AM PDT by
hflynn
(The One is really the Number Two)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Oh Gawd.
It looks like they're about to kiss.
'scuse me while I go throw up.
7 posted on
08/07/2010 7:31:14 AM PDT by
Condor51
(SAT CONG!)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
I’ll bring the money to you at the Bathhouse. Just twenties unmarked bills as you requested.....The press should have them printed by noon tomorrow.
9 posted on
08/07/2010 7:32:48 AM PDT by
hoosiermama
(ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW.......I am swimming with Sarahcudah! Sarah has read the tealeaves.)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
When you get elected “Lexi”, you’ll owe me a hummer”.
10 posted on
08/07/2010 7:32:54 AM PDT by
VicVega
(The Saints will March to Dallas and win another Super Bowl in 2011.)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Yeah...Pretty disgusting in a whole lot of ways.
14 posted on
08/07/2010 7:37:47 AM PDT by
eleni121
(But now, he that has a moneybag take it; without a sword let him sell his garment, and buy one.)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Holy mackerel. Another one.
15 posted on
08/07/2010 7:38:09 AM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
‘hey, i got the wife out of town..... i just can’t quit you, lexi.’
To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Nu-Breath, makes your breath kissing fresh.
Used by movie stars and politicians everywhere.
BO approved!!!
24 posted on
08/07/2010 7:44:18 AM PDT by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel

"Don't worry -- I'll have the consulate in Madrid delay her for a few more days..."
25 posted on
08/07/2010 7:45:03 AM PDT by
mikrofon
(While the bobcat is away...)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
30 posted on
08/07/2010 7:51:28 AM PDT by
Auntie Mame
(Fear not tomorrow. God is already there.)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
After a kiss many things are possible, want to come home with me - hmmmmmm
37 posted on
08/07/2010 9:16:58 AM PDT by
Pilated
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
“You complete me.”
“You had me at ‘hello’.”
This is one strange picture. I heard Don and Roma say it was on WLS’s site and I checked it out that day.
Add it to the pile of really weird photos of King Baraq.
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
PS-what’s with the invasion of personal space by Zero in so many pictures? I mean come on, it’s just so obvious! He doesn’t even try to hide it. And how about the pic of him hanging curtains for goodness sakes! I don’t even like to hang curtains and I’m a girl!
End of Rant
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