SnakeDoc
Posted on 08/04/2010 2:46:30 PM PDT by lovesdogs
Today is a rough day with the expected court ruling from CA. So here is a little fun.
If time machines were available, I would love to send a liberal gun hating, sex promoting, nanny state educator back to a 1960's classroom filled with kids and the following toys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeilikDkkx8&feature=related
Creepy crawlers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43UU0RBLXNs&feature=related
head shrinker kit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMqd5EQXD-g&feature=related
tommy burst mattel toy machine gun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCrWk96DMHs&feature=related
marx shooting gallery toy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rAiii4LA3k
Suzy homemaker toys
The gun toys would send them into a tizzy straight away. But one could whisper in their ear that kids were thinner and never shot up class rooms back then. The head shrinker toy will likely send them into heart failure over the PC violations. And then there is the Suzy Homemaker set full of hot things, moving parts, and shock hazards. But that would not be the worst of in a liberal's mind...the conditioning of little girls to consider housework fun is soooo demeaning.
A liberal will be so busy being outraged at these toys that they will fail to realize how inventive we kids were back in the day. Cookies were baked in those ovens, but so were worms, dog poo, and other toys. Girls and boys learned about chemical reactions and toxic fumes as well as matters culinary.
Those toy guns were just so much fun. I never had the tommy gun. But I did have some cap pistols that went almost everywhere (my mom drew the line at church) with me in holsters when I was four. Liberals will never understand that the toys were the first step in teaching kids to respect real weapons.
Enjoy the commercials.
Don’t forget the Johnny Seven OMA and the Electro-Shot Shooting Gallery.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeilikDkkx8&feature=related
Creepy crawlers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43UU0RBLXNs&feature=related
head shrinker kit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMqd5EQXD-g&feature=related
tommy burst mattel toy machine gun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCrWk96DMHs&feature=related
marx shooting gallery toy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rAiii4LA3k
Suzy homemaker toys
Sorry about the links.
Ah, were is so easy to make liberals heads explode!
I had a chemistry set that came with a collection of acids that I doubt even adults could buy today.
“Ah, were is so easy to make liberals heads explode!”
Yep ... that’s gonna take stronger ammunition than this...
I am so jealous. After the things I did with the oven, my parents would not even consider a chem set no matter how much I begged, they were a little afraid of anything that could potentially end in fire.
Don’t forget the Daisy Red Ryder BB gun.
When I was a kid my folks would never let me have a BB gun because, well, you know....... you could put somebody’s eye out with that. But when I was about 10 I took a gun safety course sponsored by the local Jaycee’s. At the end of the course I won a Daisy BB gun in a drawing.
Since I had the gun my folks decided to buy me a target to shoot at in the back yard.
Then there was the time they wouldn’t let me have a pocket knife so my grandmother bought me a hatchet.....but that’s another story.
SnakeDoc
I also had one of these:
I wish I still had it: it's reportedly worth quite a bit if in good condition.
That Marx Shooting Gallery was one of the greatest toys ever. I spent many an hour on that and had a blast. Along with Rockem Sockem Robots maybe my favorite toy of all time as a kid.
"It's very popular in Texas and Detroit."
That will never do today, it would have to be re-released as “Mystery Hookup” and come with a pack of condoms.
Ahhh yes, Irwin Mainway’s kiddie fun world....LOL! Those were great skits.
circa 1955...We all carried pen knives to play mummily peg...Have no idea how to spell it...But it was a cool little knife/hand manipulation game...concentration and practice, practice, practice!!!
Still have mine :) Also,, ordered me a New S&W AR15 today... new toy :-)
I bet liberals did not know free men can do that!
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
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