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How to Give the Perfect Man Hug
Reflections of a Paralytic ^ | 7-23-10 | Chelsea Zimmerman

Posted on 07/28/2010 3:39:43 PM PDT by mlizzy

Click to view video only. Ha! After this week’s post on manliness, I just couldn’t resist sharing this one. I found it via Joe Carter’s First Things post "50 Things a Man Should Be Able To Do Enjoy":

How to give the perfect man hug from Charles Clayton on Vimeo.

Narrator: “The modern world is a complex place for many men.” So true. There is no doubt, our society is very sexually confused.

Related: What it Really Means to Be a Man

(Excerpt) Read more at reflectionsofaparalytic.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: hugs; men
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To: Hardastarboard
I always just extend my hand and say “Just a “hand hug” for me, please”.
Ha ha! And ohhhhh, that reminds me. A few days ago, my husband and I were walking home from church with our dogs in tow, and there was a man jogging on the other side of the street. He came over (we knew him from school) and he extended his hand. He was literally dripping wet (it was about 90 out and very humid), and I just kept my hands on the dog's leash. He talked for a few minutes, and then when he was about to leave, out came the hand again, with more force this time. My husband and I just shook it. Eeeeeeeesh. Now whenever we get slimed by our dogs or whatever, we use his last name as a verb, like, "Ugh, I've been groganed."
21 posted on 07/28/2010 4:52:40 PM PDT by mlizzy (Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee ...)
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To: mlizzy

Men do not hug and mauve is not a color.


22 posted on 07/28/2010 4:53:01 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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To: mlizzy

Hi MLizzy, good to meet you here on FR. When I started FR, years ago, I used to accidentally double post by backing up on my browser to continue reading...then going forward again. Not sure if that might be what you’re doing...? As per me, I’m hitting my Blackberry Trackball too many times. I’m a dork, ‘though and need a manly-man hug (or, preferably, a girly-girl hug).


23 posted on 07/28/2010 5:37:21 PM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (Rev. Wright said "G_d D_mn America!". B-HO replied, "I'll do my best.")
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To: Eaker

You liked it.......admit it !

breath mint ?


24 posted on 07/28/2010 5:55:42 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: Eaker; martin_fierro; Constitution Day; humblegunner; Squantos

It was OK once he took his dentures out.


25 posted on 07/28/2010 6:26:40 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: goseminoles

I prefer a firm hand shake while looking straight in the eye. This touchy, feely crap can go across the aisle to the dem section.


26 posted on 07/28/2010 6:37:34 PM PDT by biff
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Yeah.......it was deer camp and he wasn’t supposed to tell !

BTW Did kitchen get with you on Ron Peterson’s S&W Sale ?


27 posted on 07/28/2010 7:03:19 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: biff

I do too. I feel overwhelmingly uncomfortable with man on man contact. I’m cool with my sexuality, but I have an innate feeling of ewwwwwww if I am put in a hug situations. Real anxiety invoker. Except if I’ve had beers and my FSU team has scored.


28 posted on 07/28/2010 7:10:18 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Eaker; humblegunner; Squantos
YOU'RE DOING IT

WRONG
WRONG
WRONG

29 posted on 07/28/2010 7:51:52 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Yeah, I'm back to posting bodybuilder pix)
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To: Squantos

Didn’t hear anything. Did snag a pre-war nickel K-22 recently though.


30 posted on 07/29/2010 5:36:04 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: mlizzy

Hint: don’t grab his dick.


31 posted on 07/29/2010 5:45:41 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: goseminoles

Man hugs are good for:
-family
-funerals
-or drunk situations where sports are involved.

Did I miss anything?
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Well, the ‘made’ guys hug BUT they are actually just checking to see if anyone is ‘heavy’.


32 posted on 07/29/2010 6:25:36 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98 ) FIRE ALL INCUMBENTS)
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To: mlizzy

My east Texas relatives always said “come here and let me hug your neck”. And that is what they did, just a neck hug.


33 posted on 07/29/2010 6:42:08 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter
My east Texas relatives always said “come here and let me hug your neck”. And that is what they did, just a neck hug.
*smiles* I don't think I've heard of a "neck hug" before, but I can figure it out. I am not from a family that hugged, not even my mother. But as someone mentioned on this post, there will probably be hugging all around if when we defeat our current leadership.:)
34 posted on 07/29/2010 6:52:49 AM PDT by mlizzy (Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee ...)
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To: mlizzy

The way a neck hug works is you each put your head over the other persons shoulder and the arms stay up shoulder high. Bodies do not touch, I think that is the point of a neck hug. LOL!


35 posted on 07/29/2010 7:01:44 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter

Wow, thanks for the explanation! I envisioned grabbing one another’s necks. LOL.


36 posted on 07/29/2010 7:06:35 AM PDT by mlizzy (Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee ...)
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