Posted on 07/28/2010 3:39:43 PM PDT by mlizzy
Ha! After this weeks post on manliness, I just couldnt resist sharing this one. I found it via Joe Carters First Things post "50 Things a Man Should Be Able To Do Enjoy":
How to give the perfect man hug from Charles Clayton on Vimeo.
Narrator: The modern world is a complex place for many men. So true. There is no doubt, our society is very sexually confused.
Related: What it Really Means to Be a Man
(Excerpt) Read more at reflectionsofaparalytic.com ...
"You may be affectionate, but you can still inflict pain."
Man hugs are good for:
-family
-funerals
-or drunk situations where sports are involved.
Did I miss anything?
This is why I carry.
Don’t even think about it.
-or drunk situations where sports are involved.*laughing*
There will be lots of hugging and celebrating when Zero loses.
I was going to post some blathering reply about how I can tell which men are insecure in their sexuality by going right in to the slap-back thing, asap. But, after seeing that picture above, I’m gonna just shut up and adopt the slap back thing, asap!!!
I was going to post some blathering reply about how I can tell which men are insecure in their sexuality by going right in to the slap-back thing, asap. But, after seeing that picture above, I’m gonna just shut up and adopt the slap back thing, asap!!!
Execution:
As you approach, the arms should be extended and raised, in pre-hug readiness. the right arm should be higher than the left, however it is important that the right arm is not too high, and vitally important that the left never, ever be too low. nor should the arms embrace the recipient on too similar a latitude; thats how you hug your girlfriend, and we dont want to confuse anybody, especially yourself, now do we? try and have the right hand 8-12 inches higher than the left.
As you approach, with arms raised and extended , it is usual to omit a long vocal exclamation: “aaaaaaayyyyyyy.” as the hug continues, it is proper that this vocalisation assumes a questioning tone: “aaaaaaaayyyyyyy?”
I was going to post some blathering reply about how I can tell which men are insecure in their sexuality by going right in to the slap-back thing, asap. But, after seeing that picture above, I’m gonna just shut up and adopt the slap back thing, asap!!!
I accept hugs from two people.
My wife, and my previous girlfriend (OK Mom, once in a while is fine).
No abrazos para mi!
Hey! We can jump up off the couch and give a quick hug if our team scores. See my screen name? I haven’t had a man hug in a long, long time... :+(
OMG! My Blackberry and I triple posted. Just kill me now. Ughghgh! Sorry everyone.
I sent you a virtual man hug, man.
There will be lots of hugging and celebrating when Zero loses.Oh, boy, I'll be asking my husband to purchase some "beverages" if, no, when that happens. It's such a downer every day when he's in the back of your mind, and, of course, on your TV screen every other day. Which reminds me, he'll be on The View tomorrow!!
I always just extend my hand and say “Just a “hand hug” for me, please”.
Funny. Sometimes from my computer at home, I have a double comment post. Can never figure out why that happens!
Squantos draws the line at French kissing.
Usually ................
If you want details FReepmail gunner.
Sleeper Hold/Neck Snapping move on an intruder.
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