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How to Give the Perfect Man Hug
Reflections of a Paralytic ^ | 7-23-10 | Chelsea Zimmerman

Posted on 07/28/2010 3:39:43 PM PDT by mlizzy

Click to view video only. Ha! After this week’s post on manliness, I just couldn’t resist sharing this one. I found it via Joe Carter’s First Things post "50 Things a Man Should Be Able To Do Enjoy":

How to give the perfect man hug from Charles Clayton on Vimeo.

Narrator: “The modern world is a complex place for many men.” So true. There is no doubt, our society is very sexually confused.

Related: What it Really Means to Be a Man

(Excerpt) Read more at reflectionsofaparalytic.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: hugs; men
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Funny! Chelsea Zimmerman always finds good stuff on the Net.

Direct link to video here.
1 posted on 07/28/2010 3:39:50 PM PDT by mlizzy
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To: mlizzy
Wonderful to see the Anglo-Saxon world adopting the abrazo.

"You may be affectionate, but you can still inflict pain."

2 posted on 07/28/2010 4:02:35 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: mlizzy

Man hugs are good for:

-family
-funerals
-or drunk situations where sports are involved.

Did I miss anything?


3 posted on 07/28/2010 4:07:08 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: martin_fierro; Constitution Day; Eaker; humblegunner; Squantos

This is why I carry.

Don’t even think about it.


4 posted on 07/28/2010 4:09:36 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: goseminoles
-or drunk situations where sports are involved.
*laughing*
5 posted on 07/28/2010 4:10:16 PM PDT by mlizzy (Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee ...)
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To: mlizzy

There will be lots of hugging and celebrating when Zero loses.


6 posted on 07/28/2010 4:23:25 PM PDT by timeflies
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I was going to post some blathering reply about how I can tell which men are insecure in their sexuality by going right in to the slap-back thing, asap. But, after seeing that picture above, I’m gonna just shut up and adopt the slap back thing, asap!!!


7 posted on 07/28/2010 4:29:20 PM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (Rev. Wright said "G_d D_mn America!". B-HO replied, "I'll do my best.")
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To: mlizzy

I was going to post some blathering reply about how I can tell which men are insecure in their sexuality by going right in to the slap-back thing, asap. But, after seeing that picture above, I’m gonna just shut up and adopt the slap back thing, asap!!!


8 posted on 07/28/2010 4:29:20 PM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (Rev. Wright said "G_d D_mn America!". B-HO replied, "I'll do my best.")
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To: mlizzy

Execution:

As you approach, the arms should be extended and raised, in pre-hug readiness. the right arm should be higher than the left, however it is important that the right arm is not too high, and vitally important that the left never, ever be too low. nor should the arms embrace the recipient on too similar a latitude; thats how you hug your girlfriend, and we dont want to confuse anybody, especially yourself, now do we? try and have the right hand 8-12 inches higher than the left.

As you approach, with arms raised and extended , it is usual to omit a long vocal exclamation: “aaaaaaayyyyyyy.” as the hug continues, it is proper that this vocalisation assumes a questioning tone: “aaaaaaaayyyyyyy?”


9 posted on 07/28/2010 4:29:34 PM PDT by Dan B Cooper
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To: mlizzy

I was going to post some blathering reply about how I can tell which men are insecure in their sexuality by going right in to the slap-back thing, asap. But, after seeing that picture above, I’m gonna just shut up and adopt the slap back thing, asap!!!


10 posted on 07/28/2010 4:29:40 PM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (Rev. Wright said "G_d D_mn America!". B-HO replied, "I'll do my best.")
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I accept hugs from two people.

My wife, and my previous girlfriend (OK Mom, once in a while is fine).

No abrazos para mi!


11 posted on 07/28/2010 4:29:50 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("O Muslim! My bullets are dipped in pig grease!")
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To: mlizzy

Hey! We can jump up off the couch and give a quick hug if our team scores. See my screen name? I haven’t had a man hug in a long, long time... :+(


12 posted on 07/28/2010 4:30:21 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: LittleBillyInfidel

OMG! My Blackberry and I triple posted. Just kill me now. Ughghgh! Sorry everyone.


13 posted on 07/28/2010 4:32:11 PM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (Rev. Wright said "G_d D_mn America!". B-HO replied, "I'll do my best.")
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To: goseminoles

I sent you a virtual man hug, man.


14 posted on 07/28/2010 4:41:17 PM PDT by Dan B Cooper
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To: timeflies
There will be lots of hugging and celebrating when Zero loses.
Oh, boy, I'll be asking my husband to purchase some "beverages" if, no, when that happens. It's such a downer every day when he's in the back of your mind, and, of course, on your TV screen every other day. Which reminds me, he'll be on The View tomorrow!!
15 posted on 07/28/2010 4:43:03 PM PDT by mlizzy (Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee ...)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; Constitution Day; Eaker; humblegunner; Squantos

I always just extend my hand and say “Just a “hand hug” for me, please”.


16 posted on 07/28/2010 4:43:25 PM PDT by Hardastarboard (Can a number cause illness? 'Cause I sure am sick of Zero.)
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To: LittleBillyInfidel

Funny. Sometimes from my computer at home, I have a double comment post. Can never figure out why that happens!


17 posted on 07/28/2010 4:44:24 PM PDT by mlizzy (Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee ...)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; Constitution Day; Eaker; humblegunner; Squantos

Squantos draws the line at French kissing.

Usually ................

If you want details FReepmail gunner.


18 posted on 07/28/2010 4:47:50 PM PDT by Eaker (Pablo is very wily)
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To: goseminoles
Did I miss anything?

Sleeper Hold/Neck Snapping move on an intruder.

19 posted on 07/28/2010 4:48:05 PM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: Dan B Cooper

:o)


20 posted on 07/28/2010 4:51:39 PM PDT by goseminoles
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