[Army Air Corps]

His mama must be proud.

[Beowulf9]

Something screwy this way comes...

[REDWOOD99]

If I saw that on the street I swear I would beat it to death with the nearest blunt instrument and walk away scot-free.

[beaversmom]

I’m too tired and cloudy headed to know what to say.

[Drew68]

he'd attempted to run over his landlady after an argument

Wonder why he was arguing with his landlady? I'm going to jump straight ahead to unfounded assumptions and generalizations and speculate the argument stemmed over unpaid rent because Thornhill is finding work hard to come by these days.

[wastedyears]

Certainly NOT to be confused with the type of metal fan I am, which runs from power to traditional to a little thrash.

I still look perfectly presentable.

[datura]

How did that poor guy get those huge nipples on his head??

hehehehehe

[Billthedrill]

I'm thinking a high collar and a low hat for the job interview, son.

He'd be a bundle of chuckles as a mortuary salesman...

[Trod Upon]

Anybody think he voted for McCain/Palin?

[Oceander]

I bet his parents are so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o proud of him right now!

[Joe 6-pack]

He makes Dennis Rodman look....normal.

[MontanaBeth]

Just imagine if your daughter brought home that!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

I own an apartment building.
There is NO WAY I would rent my property to that freak!

[Molon Labbie]

Wonder what his prison name will be, Pretty in Pink or Me So Horny?

[notfornothing]

Kill it. Kill it with fire.

[praytell]

must be an o’sucka voter. OBAMAS FAULT.

[Windflier]

Looks like the freak has had a fair amount of branding done, as well. He’s got to be a pretty lost soul to disfigure himself as badly as he has, but you’ve got to respect his ability to withstand pain.

Now, what I really want to know is, what the heck is a “people carrier”? Sounds like Brit-speak for SUV.

[Roscoe Karns]

[coon2000]

I think he is a Romulan from Romulus.

[Jimmy Valentine]

Landlady cannot be too smart if she rents to a deranged science experiment like that.