The Taliban is reportedly training monkeys to shoot American soldiers.
Dallas Blog reported:
Posted on 07/10/2010 2:42:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Allahu Akbar!
The Taliban is reportedly training monkeys to shoot American soldiers.
Dallas Blog reported:
If President Barack Obama withdraws from the war in Afghanistan, he would be the first commander-in-chief in American history to surrender to an army of monkeys; and we’re not talking about fighting the ‘Planet of the Apes.’ The Taliban in Afghanistan has just gotten into the ‘monkey business’ of training primates to attack U.S. soldiers, according to a British-based media agency.
The People’s Daily of China reports that, “reporters from the media agency spotted and took photos of a few ‘monkey soldiers’ holding AK-47 rifles and Bren light machine guns in the Waziristan tribal region near the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan. The report and photos have been widely spread by media agencies and Web sites across the world.”
The British-media outlet claims that American military experts call them “monkey terrorists.” The Taliban is resorting to cruel political means to meet political goals through conquest, destruction, assaults and other means.
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That’s pretty good!
they’re just ape’ing it...
KEEP, YOUR DAMN DIRTY APE HANDS,... OFF ME!!!!!!!
(couldn’t help the caps)
Who is that?
Ronald Reagan’s spokesman?
The original plan to use goats had to be scrapped when too many Taliban troops complained that their goats were for “making love, not war”.
The French have expressed an interest in taking any of the monkeys, that refuse to fight, to be conscripted to their famous “Surrender Monkeys” brigade.
Bring ‘em on...lots of prime targets in DC
Uh oh. Wait until they send in the suicide monkey squad. We’z in trouble now.
The only thing that will save us is dressing like moose limbs.
You’re welcome.
Sorry the false beards are so scratchy.
Too easy
LLS
Upgrading, are they?
*shrug* Goats can’t use AK-47’s.
What I read into this, is that they are suffering from too much attrition.
Either they are seeing too many of their best and brightest getting knocked off, or they are having a harder and harder time finding dupes willing to die for jihad, or maybe they’re just running out of people.
I wonder if they can train the monkeys/chimps/whatever well enough to be able to distinguish friend and foe.
It would be a real kicker if the monkeys turned on their trainers.
I, for one, welcome our new simian overlords.
This is what happens when Muslims refuse to let go of their inferiority complex -
Yes it’s a chimp and what is the pink shirt all about? Couldn’t they provide their troops with a professional looking uniform?
Silly monkey - you forgot your turban!
I know, right. At least deck ‘em out in the latest Talibunny fashion.
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