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Taliban Training Killer Monkeys to Shoot Americans
Gateway Pundit ^
| Friday, July 9, 2010, 3:48 PM
| Jim Hoft
Posted on 07/10/2010 2:42:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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WE'RE DOOMED!
To: Slings and Arrows
I never met a banana arsenic didn’t like! Those Taliban are brilliant!
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07/10/2010 2:46:24 AM PDT
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poobear
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posted on
07/10/2010 2:47:17 AM PDT
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Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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posted on
07/10/2010 2:51:56 AM PDT
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2ndDivisionVet
(Don't care if he was born in a manger on July 4th! A "Natural Born" citizen requires two US parents!)
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posted on
07/10/2010 2:52:59 AM PDT
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atomic conspiracy
(Victory in Iraq: Worst defeat for activist media since Goebbels shot himself.)
To: Slings and Arrows
How stupid can they get.
Everyone knows that’s a chimp; NOT a monkey. Sheesh.
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posted on
07/10/2010 3:02:48 AM PDT
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atomic conspiracy
(Victory in Iraq: Worst defeat for activist media since Goebbels shot himself.)
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posted on
07/10/2010 3:06:16 AM PDT
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Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
That’s a horrible insult to the chimp.
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07/10/2010 3:07:30 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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So what's new...
The US has been under attack from Obie's butt monkeys for almost two years...
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posted on
07/10/2010 3:17:46 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Sarah Palin - For such a time as this...)
To: Slings and Arrows
Does anyone stop to think that maybe the monkeys are manipulating the Taliban and not the other way around?
That’s right, there is growing evidence that monkeys and their relatives are plotting to overthrow human civilization.
You think they are cute hairy little bare-ass creatures, but don’t let the sly beasts fool you!
At some point in the year 2012, the Moon will align with (something or other) and unleash harmonic forces that will cause a great awakening in the consciousness of every ape, monkey, and baboon... spider monkeys and lemurs, too. Then the little monsters are going to rip and sack their way through the unsuspecting nations of the Earth.
Many leading humans have been aware of this simian conspiracy for some time. Why do you think experienced ape-fighter Charlton Heston was named to lead the NRA a few years ago? Heston is gone now, God rest his soul, but others have taken his place in preparing our resistance to this onslaught of subversion and gorilla warfare.
Stock up on ammo, guns, and bananas!
The conspiracy seems to be concentrated in the Indian subcontinent. An attempt to gain control of Indian nuclear weapons at an early stage?
Can we be sure that all of our posters are loyal humans? Couldn’t one or more of them be the proverbial monkey pecking at a keyboard, sent here to spy out the potential Resistance. It would explain a lot in the blogosphere.
The Truth is Out There, somewhere.
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posted on
07/10/2010 3:20:01 AM PDT
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atomic conspiracy
(Victory in Iraq: Worst defeat for activist media since Goebbels shot himself.)
To: Slings and Arrows
So...will PETA start calling them...
A. Sand Kittens
B. Hominoidea Freedom Fighter Kittens
c. Urbanized Terror Monkey Kittens
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posted on
07/10/2010 3:23:49 AM PDT
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IllumiNaughtyByNature
(3(0|\|0/\/\1($ 101: (4P174L1$/\/\ R3QU1r3$ (4P174L. Could it be any more simple?)
To: atomic conspiracy
I, for one, welcome our new lemur overlords.
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07/10/2010 3:24:20 AM PDT
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Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: IllumiNaughtyByNature
“Sand kittens.” Definitely “sand kittens.”
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posted on
07/10/2010 3:26:44 AM PDT
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Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: IllumiNaughtyByNature
Boy, do I feel like an ape.
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posted on
07/10/2010 3:55:52 AM PDT
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Nateman
(If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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Man, we could really use Regan now!
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They could pick fleas off each other!
To: Slings and Arrows
They make good wives too for lonely taliban fighters.
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posted on
07/10/2010 4:28:32 AM PDT
by
wiggen
(Government owned slave.)
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