Does anyone stop to think that maybe the monkeys are manipulating the Taliban and not the other way around?
That’s right, there is growing evidence that monkeys and their relatives are plotting to overthrow human civilization.
You think they are cute hairy little bare-ass creatures, but don’t let the sly beasts fool you!
At some point in the year 2012, the Moon will align with (something or other) and unleash harmonic forces that will cause a great awakening in the consciousness of every ape, monkey, and baboon... spider monkeys and lemurs, too. Then the little monsters are going to rip and sack their way through the unsuspecting nations of the Earth.
Many leading humans have been aware of this simian conspiracy for some time. Why do you think experienced ape-fighter Charlton Heston was named to lead the NRA a few years ago? Heston is gone now, God rest his soul, but others have taken his place in preparing our resistance to this onslaught of subversion and gorilla warfare.
Stock up on ammo, guns, and bananas!
The conspiracy seems to be concentrated in the Indian subcontinent. An attempt to gain control of Indian nuclear weapons at an early stage?
Can we be sure that all of our posters are loyal humans? Couldn’t one or more of them be the proverbial monkey pecking at a keyboard, sent here to spy out the potential Resistance. It would explain a lot in the blogosphere.
The Truth is Out There, somewhere.
I, for one, welcome our new lemur overlords.
KEEP, YOUR DAMN DIRTY APE HANDS,... OFF ME!!!!!!!
(couldn’t help the caps)
I, for one, welcome our new simian overlords.