The Taliban is reportedly training monkeys to shoot American soldiers.
Dallas Blog reported:
Posted on 07/10/2010 2:42:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Allahu Akbar!
The Taliban is reportedly training monkeys to shoot American soldiers.
Dallas Blog reported:
If President Barack Obama withdraws from the war in Afghanistan, he would be the first commander-in-chief in American history to surrender to an army of monkeys; and we’re not talking about fighting the ‘Planet of the Apes.’ The Taliban in Afghanistan has just gotten into the ‘monkey business’ of training primates to attack U.S. soldiers, according to a British-based media agency.
The People’s Daily of China reports that, “reporters from the media agency spotted and took photos of a few ‘monkey soldiers’ holding AK-47 rifles and Bren light machine guns in the Waziristan tribal region near the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan. The report and photos have been widely spread by media agencies and Web sites across the world.”
The British-media outlet claims that American military experts call them “monkey terrorists.” The Taliban is resorting to cruel political means to meet political goals through conquest, destruction, assaults and other means.
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I never met a banana arsenic didn’t like! Those Taliban are brilliant!
Gorilla warfare?
How stupid can they get.
Everyone knows that’s a chimp; NOT a monkey. Sheesh.
Death by vuvuzela!
That’s a horrible insult to the chimp.
The US has been under attack from Obie's butt monkeys for almost two years...
Does anyone stop to think that maybe the monkeys are manipulating the Taliban and not the other way around?
That’s right, there is growing evidence that monkeys and their relatives are plotting to overthrow human civilization.
You think they are cute hairy little bare-ass creatures, but don’t let the sly beasts fool you!
At some point in the year 2012, the Moon will align with (something or other) and unleash harmonic forces that will cause a great awakening in the consciousness of every ape, monkey, and baboon... spider monkeys and lemurs, too. Then the little monsters are going to rip and sack their way through the unsuspecting nations of the Earth.
Many leading humans have been aware of this simian conspiracy for some time. Why do you think experienced ape-fighter Charlton Heston was named to lead the NRA a few years ago? Heston is gone now, God rest his soul, but others have taken his place in preparing our resistance to this onslaught of subversion and gorilla warfare.
Stock up on ammo, guns, and bananas!
The conspiracy seems to be concentrated in the Indian subcontinent. An attempt to gain control of Indian nuclear weapons at an early stage?
Can we be sure that all of our posters are loyal humans? Couldn’t one or more of them be the proverbial monkey pecking at a keyboard, sent here to spy out the potential Resistance. It would explain a lot in the blogosphere.
The Truth is Out There, somewhere.
A. Sand Kittens
B. Hominoidea Freedom Fighter Kittens
c. Urbanized Terror Monkey Kittens
I, for one, welcome our new lemur overlords.
“Sand kittens.” Definitely “sand kittens.”
Boy, do I feel like an ape.
Man, we could really use Regan now!
They could pick fleas off each other!
They make good wives too for lonely taliban fighters.
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