Some people never learn. A painful visit from the Karma Fairy !
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To: Newbomb Turk
A 24-year-old Omaha man......
At first glance I saw “0bama man”......
2 posted on
07/06/2010 7:35:50 PM PDT by
unkus
To: Newbomb Turk
"Nuts on the ground;"
"Nuts on the ground;"
"Lookin' like a fool with your nuts on the ground;"
3 posted on
07/06/2010 7:36:46 PM PDT by
Flag_This
(Real presidents don't bow.)
To: Newbomb Turk
Brandon Boyce's new street name is "Uni-Ball."
To: Newbomb Turk; All
Just a solid citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment rights.
5 posted on
07/06/2010 7:37:47 PM PDT by
gleeaikin
(question authority)
To: Newbomb Turk
Some people should just stick to double action revolvers.
6 posted on
07/06/2010 7:37:55 PM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(Judas Iscariot - the first social justice advocate. John 12:3-6)
To: Newbomb Turk
Did he totally blow them off (I am a lady. I will not make obvious jokes!)? Has he reproduced yet? Perhaps he is in the running for the 2010 Darwin Award.
7 posted on
07/06/2010 7:38:08 PM PDT by
Jemian
To: Newbomb Turk
9 posted on
07/06/2010 7:39:00 PM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(You can evade reality, but you cannot evade the consequences of evading reality. ~Ayn Rand)
To: Newbomb Turk
I’d say it was the bullet.
10 posted on
07/06/2010 7:41:43 PM PDT by
scott7278
("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked." BHO)
To: Newbomb Turk
Some critters shouldn’t be able to breed.
Boyce fixed that problem.
11 posted on
07/06/2010 7:41:43 PM PDT by
lightman
(Adjutorium nostrum (+) in nomine Domini)
To: Newbomb Turk
Investigators later determined that Boyce accidentally had shot himself when he pulled a handgun out of his waistband Poor Brandon. I bet he thought he was lookin tough when he went to pull that gun.
To: Newbomb Turk
Question is: of the two brains that are posited to control male behavior, did the biggest one get wounded in this particular case?
13 posted on
07/06/2010 7:41:58 PM PDT by
J Edgar
To: Newbomb Turk
Should be arrested for illegal discharge of a firearm and nutshot stupidity due to meskin-carry. He probably blew his brain out.
To: Newbomb Turk
LOL ... bflr — the comments are going to be great :-)
To: Newbomb Turk
I am aware of an incident in which the ‘subject’ was observed making an apparent hand to hand narcotics transaction by PO’s.
They went to question him. When he saw the PO’s he ran. His ‘low rider’ pants fell to his ankles and he tripped, fell and hit the ground. When he hit the ground, the pistol in his waistband discharged. When the gun discharged it blew off some portion of his testes.
Once he gave his name he was found to be a convicted felon. He was then charged with distribution, evading arrest, and felon in possession of a firearm.
Some days it does not pay to get out of bed.
19 posted on
07/06/2010 7:46:22 PM PDT by
Psalm 144
(How many Michael Steele gaffes does it take to make a pattern?)
To: Newbomb Turk

"When you have to shoot, don't shoot yourself in the nutsack."
20 posted on
07/06/2010 7:47:13 PM PDT by
sig226
(Bring back Jimmy Carter!!!)
To: Newbomb Turk
Good things happen to bad people.
21 posted on
07/06/2010 7:47:40 PM PDT by
muddler
(Obama is either incompetent or malicious, and it makes little difference which.)
To: Newbomb Turk
...Omaha man... Well, he used to be.
22 posted on
07/06/2010 7:47:40 PM PDT by
LibWhacker
(America awake!)
To: Newbomb Turk
...Omaha man... Well, he used to be.
23 posted on
07/06/2010 7:47:50 PM PDT by
LibWhacker
(America awake!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Firearm related genital mangling ping
26 posted on
07/06/2010 7:48:57 PM PDT by
csvset
To: Newbomb Turk
Fitting to bust a cap in to dez nuts.
28 posted on
07/06/2010 7:50:48 PM PDT by
csvset
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