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Gun in pants wounds genitals
Omaha World Herald ^
| 6 July 2010
| Kevin Cole
Posted on 07/06/2010 7:33:19 PM PDT by Newbomb Turk
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Some people never learn. A painful visit from the Karma Fairy !
To: Newbomb Turk
A 24-year-old Omaha man......
At first glance I saw “0bama man”......
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posted on
07/06/2010 7:35:50 PM PDT
by
unkus
To: Newbomb Turk
"Nuts on the ground;"
"Nuts on the ground;"
"Lookin' like a fool with your nuts on the ground;"
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posted on
07/06/2010 7:36:46 PM PDT
by
Flag_This
(Real presidents don't bow.)
To: Newbomb Turk
Brandon Boyce's new street name is "Uni-Ball."
To: Newbomb Turk; All
Just a solid citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment rights.
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posted on
07/06/2010 7:37:47 PM PDT
by
gleeaikin
(question authority)
To: Newbomb Turk
Some people should just stick to double action revolvers.
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posted on
07/06/2010 7:37:55 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Judas Iscariot - the first social justice advocate. John 12:3-6)
To: Newbomb Turk
Did he totally blow them off (I am a lady. I will not make obvious jokes!)? Has he reproduced yet? Perhaps he is in the running for the 2010 Darwin Award.
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posted on
07/06/2010 7:38:08 PM PDT
by
Jemian
To: unkus
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posted on
07/06/2010 7:39:00 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Judas Iscariot - the first social justice advocate. John 12:3-6)
To: Newbomb Turk
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posted on
07/06/2010 7:39:00 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(You can evade reality, but you cannot evade the consequences of evading reality. ~Ayn Rand)
To: Newbomb Turk
I’d say it was the bullet.
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posted on
07/06/2010 7:41:43 PM PDT
by
scott7278
("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked." BHO)
To: Newbomb Turk
Some critters shouldn’t be able to breed.
Boyce fixed that problem.
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posted on
07/06/2010 7:41:43 PM PDT
by
lightman
(Adjutorium nostrum (+) in nomine Domini)
To: Newbomb Turk
Investigators later determined that Boyce accidentally had shot himself when he pulled a handgun out of his waistband Poor Brandon. I bet he thought he was lookin tough when he went to pull that gun.
To: Newbomb Turk
Question is: of the two brains that are posited to control male behavior, did the biggest one get wounded in this particular case?
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posted on
07/06/2010 7:41:58 PM PDT
by
J Edgar
To: trumandogz
Time out, I just shot my nut!!!!
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posted on
07/06/2010 7:42:23 PM PDT
by
beericus
(Putting the cool in conservatism, dip in the hip and a glid in the stride.)
To: Larry Lucido
The gun was and loaded and he’s half-cocked.
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posted on
07/06/2010 7:43:10 PM PDT
by
bleach
(Sarah, Wake me in 2012)
To: Newbomb Turk
Should be arrested for illegal discharge of a firearm and nutshot stupidity due to meskin-carry. He probably blew his brain out.
To: Newbomb Turk
LOL ... bflr — the comments are going to be great :-)
To: lightman
“Some critters shouldnt be able to breed.”
“Boyce fixed that problem.”
More like Smith & Wesson fixed that problem. ;-)
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posted on
07/06/2010 7:46:15 PM PDT
by
Frantzie
(Democrats = Party of I*lam)
To: Newbomb Turk
I am aware of an incident in which the ‘subject’ was observed making an apparent hand to hand narcotics transaction by PO’s.
They went to question him. When he saw the PO’s he ran. His ‘low rider’ pants fell to his ankles and he tripped, fell and hit the ground. When he hit the ground, the pistol in his waistband discharged. When the gun discharged it blew off some portion of his testes.
Once he gave his name he was found to be a convicted felon. He was then charged with distribution, evading arrest, and felon in possession of a firearm.
Some days it does not pay to get out of bed.
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posted on
07/06/2010 7:46:22 PM PDT
by
Psalm 144
(How many Michael Steele gaffes does it take to make a pattern?)
To: Newbomb Turk

"When you have to shoot, don't shoot yourself in the nutsack."
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posted on
07/06/2010 7:47:13 PM PDT
by
sig226
(Bring back Jimmy Carter!!!)
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