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White House Visited By "Sex Poodle" - (Caption Time)
Self ^ | July 05, 2010 | missnry

Posted on 07/05/2010 1:36:26 PM PDT by missnry

Secret Service agents were puzzled as to how a dog gained access to the White House grounds.

Sex Poodle


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: awgeez; satire; sexpoodle
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Dog experts believe the dog is of the Sex Poodle breed. Secret Service agents tried to catch the dog and were even able to taser it one time. Unfortunately the tazing of the dog seemed to give it extraordinary powers. It was able to leap the White House fence and was last seen heading down Pennsylvania Avenue chasing a Mobile Masseuse truck. (This is satire)
1 posted on 07/05/2010 1:36:30 PM PDT by missnry
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I’m suprirsed Obama agreed to a poodle with ANY WHITE coloring on it! Then again, we have people like Biden doing his bidding and he’s white.


2 posted on 07/05/2010 1:40:43 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: missnry

Michele looks like a hooker having a bad hair day.


3 posted on 07/05/2010 1:41:36 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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They will apprehend the Crazed Sex Poodle—just follow his carbon footprints!!


4 posted on 07/05/2010 1:43:20 PM PDT by Palladin (David Petraeus: "I don't use terms like victory or defeat.")
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To: missnry

Caption: “A Day in the Bestiary.”


5 posted on 07/05/2010 1:51:22 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: nmh

Oddly, I’ve thought the same thing. The white legs and paws symbolize the trampling of whitey.


6 posted on 07/05/2010 1:51:28 PM PDT by historyrepeatz
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To: missnry

My God, what is that woman wearing?


7 posted on 07/05/2010 1:51:32 PM PDT by dljordan ("His father's sword he hath girded on, And his wild harp slung behind him")
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Clothes, thank goodness...


8 posted on 07/05/2010 1:53:24 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: missnry

Just don’t get your leg too close to that brown poodle. You might wind up getting, eh, “evidence” on your pants.


9 posted on 07/05/2010 1:57:33 PM PDT by fhayek
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Could be worse. It could be a same sex poodle.


10 posted on 07/05/2010 1:58:25 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: dljordan

She has on her Jim Traficant wig for this very special occasion.


11 posted on 07/05/2010 1:59:01 PM PDT by McLynnan
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To: nmh
I’m suprirsed Obama agreed to a poodle with ANY WHITE coloring on it! Then again, we have people like Biden doing his bidding and he’s white.

Biden is just the token white.

13 posted on 07/05/2010 2:13:01 PM PDT by mountainlion (concerned conservative.)
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To: missnry

I understand the sex poodle is named Chakra Khan.


14 posted on 07/05/2010 2:13:53 PM PDT by nhoward14 (A mind is a terrible thing to waste. That is why Obama gave his away.)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

Did you mean”Beastiality”?


15 posted on 07/05/2010 2:14:32 PM PDT by bandleader
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To: nmh

“Bite Me”is today’s version of”Step an Fetchit”!


16 posted on 07/05/2010 2:16:12 PM PDT by bandleader
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That’s an insult to all beasts!


17 posted on 07/05/2010 2:17:36 PM PDT by Palladin (David Petraeus: "I don't use terms like victory or defeat.")
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To: dljordan

You would think(with the largest staff in First Lady history)that someone would advise her on how to dress??That’s right,you don’t tell The Obamas ANYTHING(unless you’re William Ayers,George Soros,etc.,etc.,..............


18 posted on 07/05/2010 2:19:47 PM PDT by bandleader
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mediabitchs

Al could have been the pack leader! Didn't steal enough votes though.

19 posted on 07/05/2010 2:20:25 PM PDT by Nateman
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I see at least 3 butt sniffers in that photo.


20 posted on 07/05/2010 2:22:30 PM PDT by matt1234 (The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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