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White House Visited By "Sex Poodle" - (Caption Time)
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| July 05, 2010
| missnry
Posted on 07/05/2010 1:36:26 PM PDT by missnry
Secret Service agents were puzzled as to how a dog gained access to the White House grounds.

TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: awgeez; satire; sexpoodle
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Dog experts believe the dog is of the Sex Poodle breed. Secret Service agents tried to catch the dog and were even able to taser it one time. Unfortunately the tazing of the dog seemed to give it extraordinary powers. It was able to leap the White House fence and was last seen heading down Pennsylvania Avenue chasing a Mobile Masseuse truck. (This is satire)
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posted on
07/05/2010 1:36:30 PM PDT
by
missnry
To: missnry
I’m suprirsed Obama agreed to a poodle with ANY WHITE coloring on it! Then again, we have people like Biden doing his bidding and he’s white.
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posted on
07/05/2010 1:40:43 PM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: missnry
Michele looks like a hooker having a bad hair day.
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posted on
07/05/2010 1:41:36 PM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: missnry
They will apprehend the Crazed Sex Poodle—just follow his carbon footprints!!
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posted on
07/05/2010 1:43:20 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(David Petraeus: "I don't use terms like victory or defeat.")
To: missnry
Caption: “A Day in the Bestiary.”
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posted on
07/05/2010 1:51:22 PM PDT
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: nmh
Oddly, I’ve thought the same thing. The white legs and paws symbolize the trampling of whitey.
To: missnry
My God, what is that woman wearing?
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posted on
07/05/2010 1:51:32 PM PDT
by
dljordan
("His father's sword he hath girded on, And his wild harp slung behind him")
To: dljordan
Clothes, thank goodness...
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posted on
07/05/2010 1:53:24 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Live jubtabulously!)
To: missnry
Just don’t get your leg too close to that brown poodle. You might wind up getting, eh, “evidence” on your pants.
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posted on
07/05/2010 1:57:33 PM PDT
by
fhayek
To: missnry
Could be worse. It could be a same sex poodle.
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posted on
07/05/2010 1:58:25 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: dljordan
She has on her Jim Traficant wig for this very special occasion.
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posted on
07/05/2010 1:59:01 PM PDT
by
McLynnan
Comment #12 Removed by Moderator
To: nmh
Im suprirsed Obama agreed to a poodle with ANY WHITE coloring on it! Then again, we have people like Biden doing his bidding and hes white.
Biden is just the token white.
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posted on
07/05/2010 2:13:01 PM PDT
by
mountainlion
(concerned conservative.)
To: missnry
I understand the sex poodle is named Chakra Khan.
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posted on
07/05/2010 2:13:53 PM PDT
by
nhoward14
(A mind is a terrible thing to waste. That is why Obama gave his away.)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
Did you mean”Beastiality”?
To: nmh
“Bite Me”is today’s version of”Step an Fetchit”!
To: bandleader
That’s an insult to all beasts!
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posted on
07/05/2010 2:17:36 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(David Petraeus: "I don't use terms like victory or defeat.")
To: dljordan
You would think(with the largest staff in First Lady history)that someone would advise her on how to dress??That’s right,you don’t tell The Obamas ANYTHING(unless you’re William Ayers,George Soros,etc.,etc.,..............
To: missnry

Al could have been the pack leader! Didn't steal enough votes though.
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posted on
07/05/2010 2:20:25 PM PDT
by
Nateman
To: missnry
I see at least 3 butt sniffers in that photo.
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posted on
07/05/2010 2:22:30 PM PDT
by
matt1234
(The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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