Posted on 06/27/2010 6:45:41 PM PDT by tisket
Someone sent this to me in an email and I thought you might enjoy it.
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You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
* Does the man look poor or oppressed?
* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
* What does the law say about this situation?
* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
* Should I call 9-1-1?
* Why is this street so deserted?
* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
* Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
* This is all so confusing!
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
Seriously, #16 is a prime candidate for icanhascheezburger.com. This would be an excellent addition to it. However, because the site seems to have a left-leaning flavor, I don’t know if they’d allow it to be posted.
It's for the catapult out back.
/johnny
That is because the firearms have safeties and if you don't squeeze the trigger they won't fire. There is no telling when a loaded cat will go off.
Catapults are on the bow or the waist, never the stern.
I say I am a redneck !
I had my Mom shooting both the XD40 and the AR15 about a month ago. She took to it like a duck to water...
RE: Wife: You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist
What is WRONG with that woman?!?!
Conservative.
Genuine suburban Chicago redneck here, and I have reason to believe that I was born in the wrong century. Oh well, I suppose an Islamic terrorist will just have to do as a substitue for a Lakota warrior.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
Redneck daughter needs some educatin’. Winchester Silvertips are hollow points. Maybe change it to Winchester Silvertips or Federal Hydra-Shocks next time.
i do believe i have always been a redneck.
Another bona fide redneck coming in hot.
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I like cats and I like guns, but there is no way I’m letting my furry little monsters anywhere near that bed. Because somehow, someway they’d manage to fire every gun until empty and maybe reload. Can’t trust those critters for one minute.
What about if I use the gun like a club just because I don’t want to waste bullets on somebody holding a knife?
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