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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
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Posted on 06/27/2010 6:45:41 PM PDT by tisket

Someone sent this to me in an email and I thought you might enjoy it.

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You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

* Does the man look poor or oppressed?

* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

* Could we run away?

* What does my wife think?

* What about the kids?

* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

* What does the law say about this situation?

* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

* Should I call 9-1-1?

* Why is this street so deserted?

* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

* Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

* This is all so confusing!

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist


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To: sig226

Nice!

Lolcat says:

“I can has 2nd Amendment?”


41 posted on 06/27/2010 7:19:26 PM PDT by thecodont
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To: tisket
Forwarded to all in my contact list who will take offense...and to all who will love it!


42 posted on 06/27/2010 7:20:19 PM PDT by BreezyDog
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To: sig226

The kitty is well protected!


43 posted on 06/27/2010 7:22:48 PM PDT by RepublicanChick
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To: tisket
Redneck here.


44 posted on 06/27/2010 7:23:49 PM PDT by Semper Mark (Nemo me impune lacessit.)
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To: Nightshift

gnip


45 posted on 06/27/2010 7:25:11 PM PDT by tutstar (Baptist Ping List-freepmail me to be included or removed. <{{{><)
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To: freedumb2003
What the heck do you load the cat with?

My wife loads hers with nachos. He is a deadly weapon so loaded.

46 posted on 06/27/2010 7:27:43 PM PDT by magslinger (If recycling makes cents as well as sense, I am all for it.)
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To: meyer
This is the 6 1/2 " model 29-2 . This one is pretty old, S prefix , mid sixties. Movie lore is composed of a lot of opinion .

S & W Forum has has pretty well beat it into everyone Callahan's weapon was a 6 1/2 like this . Just for info, not that it matters. There are some who think just because it was a movie , Harry never really capped those punks either . Cynical bustards .

47 posted on 06/27/2010 7:27:43 PM PDT by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know .F Trp 8th Cav)
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To: tisket
You forgot one of the 1st questions a Dhimmy would ask himself;

He'd whip out a calculator and determine if he had enough carbon credits in his account to offset a magazine or two.

The redneck would have already known that chilling his assailant would be worth a couple kegs on the Chicago Climate Exchange, and his current keg was getting a bit light...

48 posted on 06/27/2010 7:32:36 PM PDT by 4woodenboats (Defend America peacefully, vigorously, and swiftly against all enemies before she becomes a memory)
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To: tisket


Grizzled Bear’s Answer:

BANG!

“Can that thing be rendered down for Bio-Diesel?” /SARC



49 posted on 06/27/2010 7:32:39 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others)
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To: tisket

Redneck and proud of it!!!


50 posted on 06/27/2010 7:35:03 PM PDT by ez ("Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is." - Milton)
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To: BreezyDog

When I called my gun smith about the Springfield, he sold me on a Smith & Wesson M&W model 45 ACP.

I’m happy with my purchase; how’s the Springfield?


51 posted on 06/27/2010 7:36:37 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others)
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To: kbennkc
There are some who think just because it was a movie , Harry never really capped those punks either . Cynical bustards .

LOL - "I just gots to know..."

Mine is an 8 3/8" - I should have seen the difference, but I haven't gazed eyes on my .44 for quite a while. It sits in the safe awaiting its next assignment. Or, I should say, its first assignment.

52 posted on 06/27/2010 7:40:02 PM PDT by meyer (Big government is the enemy of freedom.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
FAE - Fuel Air Explosive.

That looks like it should work pretty good if you are attacked by my old Utah school. I think K through 12, but nobody I knew went to K and everybody I knew was kicked out by 10 . Does that seem redneck ?

53 posted on 06/27/2010 7:40:31 PM PDT by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know .F Trp 8th Cav)
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To: Grizzled Bear

I’m very happy. It is my 1st handgun. I’m very accurate at the range with it. Now the DPMS AR-15 is dead on at 200 yards. So much fun.


54 posted on 06/27/2010 7:41:17 PM PDT by BreezyDog
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To: magslinger

>>My wife loads hers with nachos. He is a deadly weapon so loaded.<<

I remember my beloved cat so loaded. He is the most dangerous thing on that bedspread!


55 posted on 06/27/2010 7:41:43 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The frog who accepts a ride from a scorpion should expect a sting and the phrase "it is my nature.")
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To: kbennkc

You might be a redneck if your whole class was kicked out of school by 5th grade!


56 posted on 06/27/2010 7:48:00 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: BreezyDog
Oops! Mine should be “M&P” model!

I found a H&R model 649 .22 Wheel Gun for my wife. The first day out she was a bit reluctant but fell in love with shooting. We've only got the LR cylinder. I'd like to find a replacement .22 Magnum cylinder.

57 posted on 06/27/2010 7:57:31 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others)
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To: sig226

Nice guard/attack cat.


58 posted on 06/27/2010 8:00:54 PM PDT by devildognc (We've lasted through the preliminary bouts; the main event is coming up. But it's not for sissies.)
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To: tisket

Thanks for posting that old joke. It turned out to be one “H” of a good thread full of chuckles, and some outright belly-laughs.


59 posted on 06/27/2010 8:06:55 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (The Left draws criminals as excrement draws flies. The Left IS a criminal organization.)
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To: thecodont

LOL!


60 posted on 06/27/2010 8:09:06 PM PDT by FourPeas (God Save America)
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