Posted on 06/25/2010 1:54:02 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
Via Breitbart, 100 seconds of pure horror — and the most uncanny rendering of Al Gore’s essential wooden-ness that you’ll ever see. I realize that the Goracle’s enemies desperately want this story to be true, but c’mon: Al Gore, “crazed sex poodle”? The guy responsible for one of the most awkward public kisses in recent memory? Even Silky Pony was above pawing at masseuses in hotel rooms. Although…
According to a source friendly with the Gores, Al Gore confirmed he received a therapeutic massage in his hotel room that night, and likely from the therapist making the accusation. But, the source said, Gore remembers getting a massage without incident and the therapist leaving on good terms.
Admit it: Haven’t you always suspected that he reproduces asexually, like a Gremlin or something? Unless the masseuse spilled water on him, I’m calling this one not guilty.
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Close enough, by inconvenient truth standards!
Al should be happy - the animators took about 40 years and 150 pounds off of him.
“Wooden Al” nick name will be sure to be up for change.
Mustn’t go there - too easy.
Excuse me.
I’ll be driving the porcelain bus...
bttt
Gore has countless 20 something groupies. No way does he have to “harass” a 50 year old masseuse. Please. I’m not a fan of Gore, but this stuff really has gotten out of hand.
Hilarious it may be. But it is a distraction from the real news that Obama knew about promised favors to Blago for his appointment of Valerie Jarett (sp) as replacement Senator for Illinois.....It is fun to think about this idiot as a sex-crazed buffoon, but this is all theatre to hide the real news...
Read about sex addiction and you would change your mind.
When did this over-stuffed buffoon ever have an original thought of his own anyway. He’s just a Clinton wanna-be.
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