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1 posted on 06/18/2010 9:56:09 AM PDT by MissTed
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To: MissTed

A macaca incident.


2 posted on 06/18/2010 9:57:00 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (And that is all the people need to know!)
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To: MissTed

Turns out she was absolutely right, it would seem.


3 posted on 06/18/2010 9:57:12 AM PDT by domenad (In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
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To: MissTed

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/Uh_Yeah.mp3


4 posted on 06/18/2010 9:57:26 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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>> A British woman who went to a Thai nature resort to conquer her fear of monkeys... lost consciousness after the monkeys surrounded her and sank their teeth into her arms and body.

Don’t you just love it when a plan comes together?


6 posted on 06/18/2010 9:59:06 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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That day some people were teasing the monkeys. They don't necessarily attack the specific person teasing them."

Convenient excuse!

7 posted on 06/18/2010 9:59:29 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: MissTed

Reminds me of the scene in Batman Begins when Bruce Wayne goes into the den of bats.


8 posted on 06/18/2010 9:59:52 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Mexico is the U.S. version of Hamas)
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A British woman who went to a Thai nature resort to conquer her fear of monkeys has been savaged by a pack of macaques.

EPIC FAIL ?

9 posted on 06/18/2010 10:00:54 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty. - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: MissTed; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Markos33; JoeProBono; humblegunner; Eaker; kanawa; ...
Good thing she wasn't afraid of Hippos!


10 posted on 06/18/2010 10:01:42 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily Detractor) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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Fear isn’t always a bad thing. Besides, how often do you run up on monkeys in your everyday life? If she had a phobia about sidewalks or something, yeah find a way to conquer it. However, I’ve found that my life is not diminished in any way by the absence of monkey encounters.


12 posted on 06/18/2010 10:02:21 AM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: MissTed

Obviously a justified fear.


13 posted on 06/18/2010 10:02:39 AM PDT by Terry Mross (I weep as America gasps for breath.)
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Imagine while out for a stroll one comes upon a writhing, heaving mass-O-monkeys. It would be difficult to imagine what was under the pile!


14 posted on 06/18/2010 10:02:51 AM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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>> Thai fishermen ran to the rescue after spotting more monkeys joining the assault and began prising them off.

Silly fisherman! It just doesn't seem like pissing the monkeys off is a wise thing to do when they're ALREADY pi... Huh? Oh. PRISing. Nevermind.

15 posted on 06/18/2010 10:03:09 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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A co-worker of mine just laughed and said,
"Well, at least it's not an irrational fear, anymore."
16 posted on 06/18/2010 10:03:37 AM PDT by SJSAMPLE
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Now, for therapy, where she should have gone in the first place, is Africa, where she can shoot them.


18 posted on 06/18/2010 10:04:35 AM PDT by Cold Heart
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Why did she feel that her Monkey-phobia was limiting her and needed to be conquered?

They must have smelled her fear or thought she was stupid.


19 posted on 06/18/2010 10:06:39 AM PDT by Retired Greyhound
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I’m afraid of monkeys too. Except that my way of expressing that fear is that I don’t go to where monkeys freely roam. Sometimes you need to let your fears whisper into your ear.


20 posted on 06/18/2010 10:06:45 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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Isn’t it obvious that the monkeys were just trying to help her overcome her fear?


21 posted on 06/18/2010 10:07:11 AM PDT by twhitak
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To: MissTed

Will dying in a plane crash help one overcome their fear of flying?


23 posted on 06/18/2010 10:09:06 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: MissTed

I have a fear of being stuck in an elevator with a bikini-clad Cindy Crawford overnight-maybe this type of therapy might work for me. Who can I talk to to see if I can confront my demons?


25 posted on 06/18/2010 10:09:50 AM PDT by Mac from Cleveland ("See what you made me do?" Major Malik Hasan)
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Problem solved. Now she has a rational fear of monkeys.
26 posted on 06/18/2010 10:09:57 AM PDT by gundog (Outrage is anger taken by surprise. Nothing these people do surprises me anymore.)
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