Posted on 06/15/2010 2:15:42 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
Ten years ago, Tiger Woods won by 15 shots at Pebble Beach, but for the rest of the field there were other distractions.
This is the US Open and there is a Tiger in the room. It is just that nobody really wants to make eyes at him any more. Padraig Harrington nods and walks by. Lee Westwood makes a bit of small talk. But these days everyone is in love with Pebble and not with the man who 10 years ago turned it into his own beachfront property.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
Good Morning, it’s FRIDAY at the US Open...Pebble Beach
USA vs Slovenia on ESPN at 0930 Eastern
US Open on ESPN at 1Eastern
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Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod.
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