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HAZMAT team finds rotting mayo
upi. ^ | June 14, 2010

Posted on 06/14/2010 11:54:56 AM PDT by JoeProBono

DESTIN, Fla., - A foul odor that resulted in the closing of a road and the evacuation of some Florida homes turned out to be emanating from a 5-gallon jar of mayonnaise.

Destin Fire Control District Fire Chief Kevin Sasser said two people living on Bent Arrow Road called to complain of the smell Tuesday and said the odor left them with trouble breathing and a burning sensation in their eyes, the Northwest Florida Daily News, Fort Walton Beach, Fla., reported Monday.

Sasser said the team searched the residence and discovered a "large barrel" left behind by the previous occupants of the home. He said the barrel was found to hold a "5-gallon container" of mayonnaise.

"It had started to degrade, and rot," he said. "And that is what was causing the problems."

"We thought it was going to be something more than what it was," Sasser said. "We went through a much larger process to find out it was mayonnaise."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: florida; gottapostdempictures; hazmat; jpb; mayo; stink
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1 posted on 06/14/2010 11:54:56 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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That mayo can kill ya.

Just why did the gov't have to do this again?

2 posted on 06/14/2010 11:56:33 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: JoeProBono

It wasn’t the stench of socialism?


3 posted on 06/14/2010 11:58:17 AM PDT by TheConservativeParty ( HEY OBAMA, I CAN SEE NOVEMBER FROM MY BACK FORTY -Lady NRA Member)
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To: JoeProBono

Glad to see they didn’t overreact. My lawn needs to be mowed, perhaps they’ll come out and do that for me.


4 posted on 06/14/2010 11:59:59 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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5 posted on 06/14/2010 12:00:56 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

That would go right over most peoples heads, but not me!


6 posted on 06/14/2010 12:01:45 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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7 posted on 06/14/2010 12:02:09 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Play it, Sam, for old times' sake, play 'As Time Goes By'.")
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To: JoeProBono
Foley: "In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me. In this class, that happens to be you. Isn't it, Mayonnaise?"


8 posted on 06/14/2010 12:02:25 PM PDT by 444Flyer
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To: JoeProBono

For observation, the residents were sent to the You-know-what Clinic.


9 posted on 06/14/2010 12:07:41 PM PDT by Erasmus (Looks like we're between a lithic outcropping and a region of low compressibility.)
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To: Daffynition

R. O. F. L. M. Adipose Yucky A. O.


10 posted on 06/14/2010 12:10:01 PM PDT by Erasmus (Looks like we're between a lithic outcropping and a region of low compressibility.)
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11 posted on 06/14/2010 12:13:52 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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12 posted on 06/14/2010 12:20:16 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Play it, Sam, for old times' sake, play 'As Time Goes By'.")
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To: Travis T. OJustice

Nah I got it right when I saw it...


13 posted on 06/14/2010 12:22:43 PM PDT by Rightly Biased (Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)
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To: JoeProBono

You gotta crack some eggs...


14 posted on 06/14/2010 12:23:24 PM PDT by Rightly Biased (Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)
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To: JoeProBono

And people eat that stuff. I’ve never liked mayonase.


15 posted on 06/14/2010 12:26:05 PM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: Travis T. OJustice
Me either. "Steers and Queers".

We're gettin' old!

16 posted on 06/14/2010 12:27:48 PM PDT by katana (For what is an Irishman ? But a .......)
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To: al_c

Did they find it on Stinko de Mayo?


17 posted on 06/14/2010 12:29:26 PM PDT by Osage Orange (MOLON LABE)
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To: katana; Rightly Biased
We're gettin' old!

Yep.

18 posted on 06/14/2010 12:30:15 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

Older than I wanna admit.


19 posted on 06/14/2010 1:12:19 PM PDT by Rightly Biased (Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)
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To: JoeProBono

I guess they had egg all over their face?


20 posted on 06/14/2010 1:27:18 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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