This one gets my award for the headline of the day. But the question is, was he shot
because he was eating chicken nuggets?
Or maybe this just goes to prove that eating chicken nuggets is hazardous to your health.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Man eating chickens should be relegated to freak shows. They should not be outside to scare people. He deserved to be shot.... </sarcasm>
To: rightwingintelligentsia
They were fully-automatic assault nuggets. That’s all we need to know.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
The point is that he shouldn't have been shot at all. His eating habits are immaterial.
The right to bear arms should intrinsically carry the responsibility to use them properly.
4 posted on
05/27/2010 4:38:34 AM PDT by
Vanders9
To: rightwingintelligentsia
He should have ordered the onion rings instead.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
"I told you to eat right, dammit!"
8 posted on
05/27/2010 4:45:13 AM PDT by
Thrownatbirth
(.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
ala “The Jerk”...”the nuggets! He doesn’t like nuggets”!
9 posted on
05/27/2010 4:45:21 AM PDT by
albie
To: rightwingintelligentsia
When the carnivorous hamburgers attack, we're screwed!.
10 posted on
05/27/2010 4:49:49 AM PDT by
Haiku Guy
(Gov. Chris Christie (R) won the NJ-6 held by Rep. Frank Pallone (D) by a 15.5% margin!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I heard the police are looking for a guy named Jack with an unusal head that looks like a big round white globe.
11 posted on
05/27/2010 4:51:01 AM PDT by
wildbill
(You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I’d like the 8 piece and a .32 in the right shoulder please. Oh, and extra BBQ sauce!
12 posted on
05/27/2010 4:52:53 AM PDT by
Doc Savage
(SOBAMP!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Instead of wasting a round on the guy, they could have just let him finish his nuggets and he might have died anyway.
15 posted on
05/27/2010 4:57:52 AM PDT by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
When chicken nuggets are outlawed, only outlaws will be shot while eating chicken nuggets.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Man Eating Chicken Nuggets Shot > SUV Hits Pedestrian
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Probably not McDonald’s most successful PR media placement.
18 posted on
05/27/2010 5:38:08 AM PDT by
Mobties
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Sounds like something for a CSI episode. What kind of high-tech gear are they going to use to separate the blood from the BBQ sauce?
19 posted on
05/27/2010 6:28:00 AM PDT by
nhoward14
(A mind is a terrible thing to waste. That is why Obama gave his away.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Is the suspect a member of PETA?
22 posted on
05/27/2010 6:52:03 AM PDT by
Grunthor
(Faster than the speed of smell.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia; Eaker; humblegunner; Squantos; sit-rep
A man-eating chicken nugget? That must be a pretty damn big nugget. I’d shoot it too. (Where do you aim to kill a man-eating nugget?)
23 posted on
05/27/2010 7:03:22 AM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(I'm converting to Mormonism to piss off Colofornian. But I'll be going commando.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Hate to profile a victim like this, as it may have been random or inadvertent; but chances are the “man eating chicken nuggets” was a gang member who was seen ‘napping’ walking down the street like there isn't a war on, and some rival gang member ‘busted a cap’ in his hip.
27 posted on
05/27/2010 7:46:25 AM PDT by
allmendream
(Income is EARNED not distributed. So how could it be re-distributed?)
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson