By the hour or for the whole night?
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 05/21/2010 3:26:43 PM PDT by The Comedian
Most of my goals have been achieved, so I've decided to allow the monkey another ride on my back, and shoot up using the pure informational heroine of FR's collective individual consciousness.
The self-imposed intellectual methadone of focused isolation was simply unsatisfying. I need you all. Need you bad.
What did I miss?
Is humblegunner an overly-empathic nice guy now? Did Quix turn atheist? Has Jim Robinson become a Truther?
Has Obama done anything pro-America?
Please tell me I've missed something surprising.
By the hour or for the whole night?
Great. I've walked on stage into a particularly unbelievable episode of "Fringe".
Why couldn't it be "The Girls Next Door"?
Booked up.
We do have an available spot in the "Golden Girls" reunion, though..
I'd better ping Laz on this one.
“...focused isolation was simply unsatisfying...”
Uh-huh, I know what you mean. Tried it for about 24 hours; utterly failed.
Well, let’s see: Obama is not enforcing laws to protect us or selectively enforcing laws favoring certain demographic groups which infuriates a large number of America’s population and is sending some on FR into paroxysm’s of crackling pre-insurrection fantasies.
A few states have taken federal laws into their own hands and Obama is getting pissy about it, making threats (a big mistake) and rousing the mucho macho BS brigades here on FR.
This seems to be Barack Hussein Obama’s MO to spur a rebellion. He just might get what he wishes. Many on FR believe he’s doing so in order to declare martial law, suspend representational government, and declare himself defacto dictator. Or, as I really suspect, king, since its so damned obvious the man has a raving case of ultra-narcissism.
MissTickly, Butterdezillion, and Frantzie occasionally make apperarances but not with the frequency of old. Candor7 pops up occasionally but seems to be, possibly, off in a foreign land counting his money, lucky guy!
If you haven’t noticed yet, I’ve become a bit more snarky in my communications. Anyone making a stupid, ignorant comment like, “ain’t no such critter as natural born citizen”, gets hit with the equivalent of a 32-gun broadside explaining the concept in detail (I’ve dropped the use of footnotes - it was beyond the ken of some here on FR).
Oh, yeah - welcome back.
We had a big party when you left. Does that count? :)
Yes, he now writes flowery poetry in all his responses, and signs them with xoxoxo.
Did Quix turn atheist?
Yes, well, sort of.
Has Jim Robinson become a Truther?
Well, to tell you the truth .....
Has Obama done anything pro-America?
Well, if you consider what he has done for South America .....
Please tell me I've missed something surprising.
"You've missed something surprising."
I'd have welcomed you back, but I already clicked the Post button.
JimRob bought us all a round of drinks after the last Freepathon... shoulda been here. We got ripped!
Really?
What you’re missing is the ineffable influence of the Trickster, or Loki if you prefer. Nothing is as it seems and if you don’t get it you have to do it all over. Kind of like Groundhog Day. :)
I rode one of those once.
Thanks for returning, you add a bright spot to FR!
Except you creeps who didn't miss me sufficiently.
When I finally die of soap poisoning, you'll be sorry...
isn't there some sort of ritual a guy has to go through to get de-Opused?!
I was thinking of something from the movie, "A Man Called Horse" that would be a good starting point...
I mean, you can't just let a guy back in just because he wants back in. Right?
Are you series about this?
Oh the vanity it must take to de-opus oneself for a bunch of posts to you. ... BTW, welcome back. Your posts have been missed.
Hugh.
This is what I get for not proof-reading.
OK, here's the correction:
HEROIN
Are you happy now that my beeber is sufficiently and publicly stuned?
Animals.
I’d make an exception/excemption for The Comedian anyway—he’s clever, accurate, informed, perceptive and prophetic enough . . .
HOWEVER,
Perhaps we could have them type a verse about
HAIL HICCUPS FULL OF GAS
or
Walk up and down mainstreet carrying a sign:
OTHUGA IS SHREDDING THE CONSTITUTION 24/7
or
contribute 3 new postable ROTFLOL gifs
or
pen the definitive narrative about cheese, showers, hugh, series, sisters and their interactions
or
draw the definitive cartoon depicting OThuga with his head where the sun doesn’t shine.
or . . .
BBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
ATHEIST! SHEESH.
Next you’ll be accusing me of becoming a Papist Bigot!
Clearly you need to stick your head in the toilet bowl for another wash cycle!
harumph!
(joke)
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