[ConservativeStatement]

Can police do a sketch on this Mohamed?

[colorado tanker]

Must have still had his tin foil hat on, though, so he could stay in touch.

[Paul Ross]

I too, am deeply skeptical of any prophet named "mohamed" but God has demanded a prophet go naked and barefoot before...

See link on Isaiah here

[DoughtyOne]

And God told the cops to arrest him.

Sucker!!!!!

[FlingWingFlyer]

Had I been the cop, I would have told him, “Yeah. And he sent me to tell you that he was just kidding”.

[Responsibility2nd]

Geez you guys!

Are you now editing 100% of an excerpt?

If the rules have changed and we can no longer post the 1st 300 words, then change your posting defaults.

(And yes, I know this was a less than 300 total word post)

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Posted on Friday, May 21, 2010 4:38:44 PM by ConservativeStatement

Edited on Friday, May 21, 2010 4:39:43 PM by Admin Moderator. [history]

[fieldmarshaldj]

[Responsibility2nd]

Mohamed reportedly told officers that "America raped him"

Rather easy to do when you are walking around naked.

[DrC]

In a sensible world, anyone invoking the “God defense” for any illegal activity would be preemptively institutionalized for insanity. After all, how could anyone be certain that God wouldn’t issue subsequent orders instructing that individual to be a danger to self or society?

[RichInOC]

Okay, I’m going to play the odds and guess this is somebody who God really, really would prefer to stay clothed.

[DataDink]

With a name like Shafiq Mohamed it seems that it would be more appropriate to say that allah told him to streak naked. It’s a new way of terrorizing the infidels.

[Secret Agent Man]

God said that his neighbors needed a laugh.

[Hoffer Rand]

Finally. A muslim that G-d spoke to and didn't tell to butcher other people or commit some other heinous act. I thought I'd never see the day.

[bigheadfred]

America raped me

You ain't seen nuthin' yet, Mohamed. Wait till the true professionals in Cell Block 3 take their turn.

[Cicero]

If his name is Shafiq Mohamed, that wasn’t God who told him to do that. That was Allah.

There’s a difference. Anyone who imagines that Allah is equivalent to God needs to take a look at the Koran.

[savedbygrace]

Note to the Muslim: If you’re going to invoke that defense in man’s court, you have to be able to call your god as a witness.

BTW, in order to be declared innocent in man’s court, you have to plead innocent. In order to be declared innocent in God’s court, you have to plead guilty.

[Slings and Arrows]

If his name isn't Adam, he's got some splainin' to do.

[Rytwyng]

Isaiah 20:1-4

In the year that Tartan came unto Ashdod, (when Sargon the king of Assyria sent him,) and fought against Ashdod, and took it;

At the same time spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking naked and barefoot.

And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia;

So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.