[JoeProBono]

[Joe 6-pack]

I have a wolverine in my trousers.

[ClearCase_guy]

I would be concerned that the ferrets might detect monsters in my testicles.

[6SJ7]

This could end badly!

[Star Traveler]

Well... one of these days, they're gonna start telling me that I can't smack those mosquitoes either ... LOL ...

[Doogle]

"it's the gerbil with the miners cap and flashlight that sends up red flares"

[earlJam]

Gives a whole new meaning to the song, “Pants On the Ground.”

[TXBlair]

Trouser-ferret ping

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Is that a ferret in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?...

[VictoryGal]

Funniest article on the planet.
http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Funny-pages/ferret.html

From the article:
“Come on, Reg,” I said. “Do they bite your — you know?”

“Do they!” he thundered with irritation as he pulled up his pants. “Why, I’ve had ‘em hangin’ from me tool for hours an’ hours an’ hours! Two at a time — one on each side. I been swelled up big as that!” Reg pointed to a five-pound can of instant coffee.

[shibumi]

Your Choice:

OR!

[tumblindice]

Noot withoot me cricket cup and kevlar Jock strappe.
Groundskeeper Willie

[Star Traveler]

Oh... this brings back memories ... LOL ...

When I was a kid of about ten years old, in a house in Houston, late one night I heard something making noise in the kitchen trash can. I tip-toed in there very quietly and spied a mouse ... :-) ...

So, I thought I would “get him” and there was a yardstick within reach and I quietly grabbed it and then let out the “holler” (to warn the mouse, obviously, and to make it a bit more fair than whacking him unawares).

I said “AH-HAH!” as quick and loud as I could... and that mouse came shooting up out of the garbage can about four feet straight up... LOL ...

And then he landed back down in the can and scrambled and ran out of it as fast as he could and I was waiting! I was there smacking the yardstick on one side of him and the other as he was dodging back and forth and the poor little mouse couldn’t figure out where to go ... UNTIL ...

he ran up my pants leg! YEOW! LOL ...

Boy! I dropped the yardstick in a hurry, grabbed my pants and pulled them off as fast as I could (I could feel his scratchy little claws on my legs, too ...) and I threw those pants down as fast as I could... and ran the other direction...

Well, that was the end of my fun and the little mouse got away ...

So, I don’t engage in those escapades any more... :-)

[JRandomFreeper]

I've owned ferrets. A 3 lb ferret can single-handedly outflank 5 cats and still manage to bop over and nip the 70 lb dog and run him off.

A ferret is 300lbs of crazy in a 3lb body. No way I'm putting a ferret in my trousers.

/johnny

[Frenchtown Dan]

Joe - I can only make one comment:

Why?

[LuciaMia]

Isn’t that an old Monty Python skit?

[vetvetdoug]

I was in a restroom once micturating and a mouse ran up my pant leg. Needless to say, it was a mess....a man can't pee straight with a mouse running up his leg.

[HerrBlucher]

No wonder Islam is taking over Britain.

[fieldmarshaldj]

[Ramius]

yeah, sure... it’s all fun and games until somebody loses a...

[Jonah Hex]