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'Ferrets down trousers' draws outrage
upi ^ | May 16, 2010

Posted on 05/17/2010 9:38:50 AM PDT by JoeProBono

LONDON,- Animal welfare groups in Britain say they are outraged by a school fundraising contest that involves placing ferrets down the trousers of competitors.

The charity "ferret legging" event is the idea of retired school headmaster Frank Bartlett, 67, who argued the competition would not harm the ferrets since they were docile, "would probably go to sleep," and would be placed down baggy trousers, The Telegraph newspaper reported Saturday.

But animal welfare groups say the endurance contest, in which the winning competitor is the last one to release the ferret from his trousers, would cause the animals unnecessary stress and discomfort.

Bartlett said the "lighthearted" contest would cause no harm to the ferrets.

"The event is being undertaken by people who have been involved in ferret care and welfare for many years," he said.

"We would never dream of doing anything that resulted in distress to any animal."


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To: ClearCase_guy

21 posted on 05/17/2010 9:57:12 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: vetvetdoug
a man can't pee straight with a mouse running up his leg.

Practice makes perfect.

22 posted on 05/17/2010 9:58:30 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: Joe 6-pack

23 posted on 05/17/2010 9:58:48 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

No wonder Islam is taking over Britain.


24 posted on 05/17/2010 10:01:40 AM PDT by HerrBlucher (END THE WAR ON LIBERTY!)
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To: JoeProBono

25 posted on 05/17/2010 10:02:25 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: 6SJ7

26 posted on 05/17/2010 10:02:33 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

yeah, sure... it’s all fun and games until somebody loses a...


27 posted on 05/17/2010 10:06:27 AM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: JoeProBono

28 posted on 05/17/2010 10:08:06 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("Never underestimate the hungover side of the Force.")
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To: Daffynition; Slings and Arrows

YOW!


29 posted on 05/17/2010 10:08:06 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Throw the bums out in 2010.)
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To: JoeProBono

If they used pitbulls, they’d really have something.

Just sayin’


30 posted on 05/17/2010 10:08:29 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Throw the bums out in 2010.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

31 posted on 05/17/2010 10:09:00 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Throw the bums out in 2010.)
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To: HerrBlucher

Private James Thompson of the Prince of Wales Own Regiment knows how to share an intimate moment with the mascot-lite, Quebec the Ferret.

32 posted on 05/17/2010 10:09:21 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Frenchtown Dan
Why?


33 posted on 05/17/2010 10:12:59 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Throw the bums out in 2010.)
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To: vetvetdoug
a man can't pee straight with a mouse running up his leg.

Words to live by.

34 posted on 05/17/2010 10:18:46 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Joe 6-pack
"It looks like we have armadillos in our trousers."

/Spinal Tap reference.

35 posted on 05/17/2010 10:25:29 AM PDT by wbill
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To: retrokitten

“It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.” - Chief Wiggums


36 posted on 05/17/2010 10:35:17 AM PDT by Anitius Severinus Boethius
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To: dighton

The scientific classification shows them down to same family ... Cruddy *kissing cousins* JD ping!


37 posted on 05/17/2010 10:48:30 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: JoeProBono
This reminds me of the Ray Stevens' song...Mississippi Squirrel Revival.

Mississippi Squirrel Revival

Love that song, and laugh every time I hear it. But I cannot imagine anyone putting a ferret down pants...on purpose. There are some strange people out there.

38 posted on 05/17/2010 11:11:15 AM PDT by CitizenM ("An excuse is worse than an lie, because an excuse is a lie hidden." Pope John Paul, II)
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To: TXBlair; a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Trouser-ferret ping

Still beats pants-squirrels.


39 posted on 05/17/2010 11:26:05 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Anitius Severinus Boethius

ROTFL!

You know, I saw this thread earlier and I thought of you, but I can never spell your screen name right!!!


40 posted on 05/17/2010 12:34:33 PM PDT by retrokitten
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