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How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You
http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php ^
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| Mathew Inman
Posted on 05/13/2010 5:09:15 PM PDT by Ready4Freddy
Funny stuff
TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cats; kill; kittyping; notazotthread; vikingkitties; vk; you
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To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/13/2010 6:49:56 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Play it, Sam, for old times' sake, play 'As Time Goes By'.")
To: Ready4Freddy
89% I’m toast. Goodby all.
22
posted on
05/13/2010 6:51:20 PM PDT
by
davetex
(All my weapons got melted by a meteor!! No Sh*t)
To: Daffynition
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You neutered me. Prepare to die.”
23
posted on
05/13/2010 6:55:05 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: JoeProBono
Is your cat plotting to kill you?
1: Are you alive?
2: Is your cat alive?
3: Does your cat know that you’re alive?
(Three “yes” answers = “yes” to the subject question.)
24
posted on
05/13/2010 6:56:59 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
To: Slings and Arrows; Ready4Freddy
I gave up walking barefoot around the house at night. I never knew when the cat would appear from behind a corner, put out his claws, and scratch my ankles. All Hell would break loose whenever this happened...
Lately he’s been getting on my bed and licking my face...
To: Ready4Freddy
My cat is trying to find a way to get through the interwebs so he call kill you all.
Very dangerous, orange tabby, needs to be nuked from orbit.
26
posted on
05/13/2010 6:59:55 PM PDT
by
West Texas Chuck
(US out of the UN - UN out of the US)
To: Ready4Freddy
You can tell by the look in their eye
To: Ready4Freddy
Heh! VERY funny site.
I have 5 cats. But they know I’m immortal.
And, they know who feeds ‘em.
28
posted on
05/13/2010 7:04:37 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
To: RichInOC
29
posted on
05/13/2010 7:06:31 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Play it, Sam, for old times' sake, play 'As Time Goes By'.")
To: Ready4Freddy
30
posted on
05/13/2010 7:08:31 PM PDT
by
Bean Counter
(Will the last American to leave California please bring the flag??)
To: All
31
posted on
05/13/2010 7:10:15 PM PDT
by
MplsSteve
(Don't Be Stupak!)
To: Ready4Freddy
32
posted on
05/13/2010 7:21:25 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: Ready4Freddy
Very cute!
To: Ready4Freddy
34
posted on
05/13/2010 7:49:33 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
To: Dr. Scarpetta
“I gave up walking barefoot around the house at night”.
There are two dreaded words in the English language:
Glitter(have to be the mother of a preschooler to understand that one.) I am not, but my daughter filled me in. and Claws.
My black cat, Kitty, was declawed whilst he was very young. It’s like circumcision: only hurts for a day or so. :-(
I’ve always thought of my cat as being sweet and innocent. Upon his first trip to the Vet,however, I found out that he has another “side” to him.
When the tech tried to pick him up, he turned into Terminator Kitty and sank his teeth into her hand prompting her to emit a piercing scream.
“He’s a feisty one” said she.
“No, he just hates you”, thought I.
Good Kitty!
Now I have to “hold” him when he is having a procedure.
Can an image savvy Freeper post a pic of Toonces from SNL?
I’m feeling nostalgic for a glimpse of the driving cat. Those were the days when SNL was actually funny.
35
posted on
05/13/2010 8:24:17 PM PDT
by
Mountain Mary
("No weapon is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women" Ronald Reagan)
To: Slings and Arrows
Plotting to kill me? Possibly, but I bribe them with food each day.
So far, so good.
To: Ready4Freddy
It's all in the name!
37
posted on
05/14/2010 4:05:46 AM PDT
by
Young Werther
("Quae cum ita sunt" Since these things are so!)
To: Ready4Freddy
"You can't prove nothing."
38
posted on
05/14/2010 4:09:00 AM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
("Never underestimate the hungover side of the Force.")
To: Mountain Mary
To: Mountain Mary
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