[E. Pluribus Unum]

If this works, it will be outlawed by the EPA.

[Jenny217]

You are absolutely right. The EPA will find a way to ban it; can’t have a crisis (with a homegrown solution) that doesn’t involve the government.

[Made In The USA]

They hay would cause damage to natural habitat of the ultra rare spotted gulf squid (calamarius-garlicious). They would be horribly affected and much more melted butter would be required. Oh the humanity! Send down deep fryers ASAP!