Jack Bauer Died Monday Night and Bush Derangement Syndrome Killed Him

big hollywood ^ | 5/11/10 | Orson Bean

[Glenn]

Jack is THE MAN!

[Frantzie]

Saudi partial ownership of Fox killed Jack Bauer and the other networks are even worse.

[Soothesayer]

I haven’t been watching the show but I suspect the fat guy did something very very naughty to earn that gutting.

[GeronL]

exactly right.

The lefties destroyed the show.

I haven’t watched in a couple of years.

[Sir Beowolf]

Whatever you do, don’t swallow a SIMs card.
And Don’t Screw with Jack

[muawiyah]

No, Jack killed her because she was the one who planned the exercise that killed Jack's girlfriend AND he had no way of turning her loose ~ please to observe ~ every time Starbuck had been let loose even a little bit she found a gun or other weapon and killed the people who had held her captive.

It was necessary to kill her for the story to progress.

[Star Traveler]

[1rudeboy]

Screw Jack Bauer . . . I want to know his cell phone provider.

[kempster]

Can’t wait to see what happens to Logan when Bauer gets to him next week. “All due respect Mr. President but.....”

[denydenydeny]

The author (Orson Bean, something of an American institution if you ask me) is pointing out that once the Left got their hands on Jack Bauer, they turned him into this cartoon character who tortures and kills for fun; he has become the Left’s caricature of conservatives and the military.

Now, genius, what exactly is idiotic about that?

[max americana]

Right after the conservative, right-wing producer of the show left 24, I left as well.

Same thing with NCIS. Belissario has been ousted and replaced by anti-Palin lib writers on the show. I’ve never watched again..

[nhwingut]

[Lancey Howard]

This has turned into the best season yet. My son and I stood up with our fists in the air and applauded when Jack killed the murderous Dana/Jenny. And this week we cheered when Jack got out the pliers and blowtorch on that Russian assassin who killed Renee Walker.

This season has become “Jack unleashed”, and it’s about time.

[Glenn]

they turned him into this cartoon character who tortures and kills for fun;

Cartoon character? Fun?

He's pixxed and TCB'en.

Atta boy, Jack.

[444Flyer]

NEVER, I repeat, NEVER trust Hollywood.

Was this the Lib writer’s own fantasy of what they want to do to all of America? Bizarre!

[FlingWingFlyer]

;o) That was pretty brutal.

[workerbee]

Those who b!tch about Jack Bauer are those who like to tell their fish stories, and how they shot a 9-pt buck from 3 miles away. i.e., they don't like being confronted with "Jack is human."

Jack loves his country. Jack regrets. Jack loathes, Jack acts on vengence, Jack questions himself, Jack kills. Jack (gasp) cries. All this "lib vs. conservative" crap is nothing but he-man b.s. The writers, no matter their political persuasion, do a masterful job of showing all the angles. Neither side likes that, of course. We're so used to everyone being pigeon-holed, we've forgotten there can be actually be "two sides to the coin." Necessary evils, as it were.

Jack Bauer is still the man I want between me & the commie crapola, TYVM. Unless anyone has a better alternative...?

[Sir_Humphrey]

Right after the conservative, right-wing producer of the show left 24..

Excuse me but I am am a relative recent viewer but who was that and when did they leave?