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Jack Bauer Died Monday Night and Bush Derangement Syndrome Killed Him
big hollywood ^ | 5/11/10 | Orson Bean

Posted on 05/11/2010 6:14:09 PM PDT by Nachum

**If you TiVo there are Spoilers**

Who are you and what have you done with Jack Bauer? That’s what I wanted to scream at the pod person who starred on “24” last Monday. When the conservative creators of the show left and liberals took over, I was apprehensive. But by and large, the quality of the program kept up. I snorted, of course, when a bad character was threatened with torture by other bad guys. She was hauled into a medieval chamber filled with pincers, hot pokers and iron maidens. Then she was strapped down, a washcloth was draped over her mouth… and she was water boarded. Oy. Then, a week ago, Jack murdered her in cold blood, not to get information… she’d already been terrified into offering up the info… but just because he felt like it.

What?!

(Excerpt) Read more at bighollywood.breitbart.com ...


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: 24; bauer; bds; bush; died; hollywood; jack; jumpedtheshark
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1 posted on 05/11/2010 6:14:09 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: Nachum
Jack is THE MAN!
2 posted on 05/11/2010 6:16:15 PM PDT by Glenn (iamtheresistance.org)
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To: Nachum

Saudi partial ownership of Fox killed Jack Bauer and the other networks are even worse.


3 posted on 05/11/2010 6:16:44 PM PDT by Frantzie (McCain=Obama's friend. McCain/Graham = La Raza's Senators & Estefan-Rubio)
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To: Nachum

I haven’t been watching the show but I suspect the fat guy did something very very naughty to earn that gutting.


5 posted on 05/11/2010 6:18:45 PM PDT by Soothesayer (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left Ecclesiastes10:2)
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To: Nachum

exactly right.

The lefties destroyed the show.

I haven’t watched in a couple of years.


6 posted on 05/11/2010 6:19:35 PM PDT by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: Nachum

Whatever you do, don’t swallow a SIMs card.
And Don’t Screw with Jack


7 posted on 05/11/2010 6:19:51 PM PDT by Sir Beowolf (We The People!)
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To: Nachum
No, Jack killed her because she was the one who planned the exercise that killed Jack's girlfriend AND he had no way of turning her loose ~ please to observe ~ every time Starbuck had been let loose even a little bit she found a gun or other weapon and killed the people who had held her captive.

It was necessary to kill her for the story to progress.

8 posted on 05/11/2010 6:20:20 PM PDT by muawiyah ("Git Out The Way")
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9 posted on 05/11/2010 6:22:00 PM PDT by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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To: Nachum

Screw Jack Bauer . . . I want to know his cell phone provider.


10 posted on 05/11/2010 6:22:40 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Glenn

Can’t wait to see what happens to Logan when Bauer gets to him next week. “All due respect Mr. President but.....”


11 posted on 05/11/2010 6:23:01 PM PDT by kempster
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To: I see my hands

The author (Orson Bean, something of an American institution if you ask me) is pointing out that once the Left got their hands on Jack Bauer, they turned him into this cartoon character who tortures and kills for fun; he has become the Left’s caricature of conservatives and the military.

Now, genius, what exactly is idiotic about that?


12 posted on 05/11/2010 6:23:16 PM PDT by denydenydeny (The welfare state turns us all into zoo animals, mouths open, waiting for the next feeding.)
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Right after the conservative, right-wing producer of the show left 24, I left as well.

Same thing with NCIS. Belissario has been ousted and replaced by anti-Palin lib writers on the show. I’ve never watched again..


13 posted on 05/11/2010 6:24:33 PM PDT by max americana
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To: Nachum

14 posted on 05/11/2010 6:25:06 PM PDT by nhwingut (Palin/Bachmann '12)
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To: Nachum

This has turned into the best season yet. My son and I stood up with our fists in the air and applauded when Jack killed the murderous Dana/Jenny. And this week we cheered when Jack got out the pliers and blowtorch on that Russian assassin who killed Renee Walker.

This season has become “Jack unleashed”, and it’s about time.


15 posted on 05/11/2010 6:26:08 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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they turned him into this cartoon character who tortures and kills for fun;

Cartoon character? Fun?

He's pixxed and TCB'en.

Atta boy, Jack.

16 posted on 05/11/2010 6:26:24 PM PDT by Glenn (iamtheresistance.org)
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To: Nachum
NEVER, I repeat, NEVER trust Hollywood.

Was this the Lib writer’s own fantasy of what they want to do to all of America? Bizarre!

17 posted on 05/11/2010 6:27:04 PM PDT by 444Flyer (We shall not be moved.)
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To: Sir Beowolf

;o) That was pretty brutal.


18 posted on 05/11/2010 6:27:18 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Had enough "history" yet?)
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To: Glenn
Those who b!tch about Jack Bauer are those who like to tell their fish stories, and how they shot a 9-pt buck from 3 miles away. i.e., they don't like being confronted with "Jack is human."

Jack loves his country. Jack regrets. Jack loathes, Jack acts on vengence, Jack questions himself, Jack kills. Jack (gasp) cries. All this "lib vs. conservative" crap is nothing but he-man b.s. The writers, no matter their political persuasion, do a masterful job of showing all the angles. Neither side likes that, of course. We're so used to everyone being pigeon-holed, we've forgotten there can be actually be "two sides to the coin." Necessary evils, as it were.

Jack Bauer is still the man I want between me & the commie crapola, TYVM. Unless anyone has a better alternative...?

19 posted on 05/11/2010 6:28:28 PM PDT by workerbee (Yes, I hate Obama because of his color: RED!)
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To: max americana
Right after the conservative, right-wing producer of the show left 24..

Excuse me but I am am a relative recent viewer but who was that and when did they leave?

20 posted on 05/11/2010 6:29:33 PM PDT by Sir_Humphrey (Wanting my country back)
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