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Posted on 05/09/2010 11:29:15 AM PDT by ICAB9USA
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. – Dressed in his Sunday red shirt, Tiger Woods bowed his head and sat in silence in front of his locker. He was supposed to be on the ninth hole at The Players Championship. In another stunning twist for someone whose life used to be so predictable, Woods withdrew suddenly with neck pain that he fears might be a bulging desk.
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You may be right. But, are you talking about the American PGA Tour only?
And they heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight: “Oh, nuts”
Prayers for complete healing. Back pain isn’t fun.
Speaking of holes....
Not that I feel sorry for the POS, but I can see why he would not want to play if he might injure himself worse or not put up his best game.
It's a no win for him, plays terribly or withdraws.
Oh' Well. Sucks to be Tiger.
He's done. He has dissolved into a complete and total self-absorbed hedonist.
“Woods withdrew suddenly with neck pain that he fears might be a bulging desk.”
That WOULD hurt!
According to the text, after God had killed Onan's older brother Er, Judah told Onan to have sexual intercourse with and impregnate Tamar, the widow of Er, so that the child or children could be declared to be Er's heir(s).[1] Onan had sex with Tamar, but performed coitus interruptus each time, spilling his "seed" (semen) on the ground, so that there would not be any offspring which he could not claim as his own.[2] The passage states that this displeased God, who killed Onan as punishment for disobedience.[3]
So much for early withdrawl!
I was actually just wondering if she was at the tournament, but your input was certainly welcome!
He pulled out? And this is news. /sarc.
I wish he would withdrawl from public life & go live on a distant undeveloped island somewhere for about 50 years. One with no communications to the outside world. Enough is enough. He’s a has been and a sorry excuse for a man. The media needs to find it another hero.
A bulging what in his pants?
Yikes! This brings back memories of all those lame "hard disk" jokes back in school days.
A little thought would have taught that a penis isn't a disk, but kids just liked saying "hard disk."
It figures Tiger's disc would be engorged and throbbing.
They are both cotton candy, a high calorie, substance-free construct spun up by the Press/Entertainment/Infotainment wings of the great media Hive- there is no "there" there...
No end to the Tiger Woods/John Edwards jokes.
.... well said.
.... so true.
At least Tiger was/is a great golfer, though.
On the other hand, 'The Kenyan Communist' is a total NOTHING.
...with neck pain that he fears might be a bulging desk.
Oh, come on. You ever had a bulging desk?
Roberto Duran:
No mas.
Is this Tiger’s No mas moment. Duran’s career was never the same.
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