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Better Marriage Blanket (Eliminated noxious odors)
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Posted on 05/05/2010 11:40:19 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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posted on
05/05/2010 11:40:19 AM PDT
by
KeyLargo
To: KeyLargo
“Oops, one squeezed out. Sorry!”
Guess I will not be able to use the dutch oven anymore.
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posted on
05/05/2010 11:45:00 AM PDT
by
gathersnomoss
(Please God, watch over our country.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
Actually, there is a second. It is called a match.
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posted on
05/05/2010 11:47:04 AM PDT
by
Suz in AZ
To: Suz in AZ
Actually, there is a second. It is called a match.
Sure!.....if you want auto-launch.
To: KeyLargo
Reminds me of a joke whose punch line is, “Half time, switch sides.”
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posted on
05/05/2010 11:48:38 AM PDT
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: KeyLargo
This is going to be a must have for Mrs Pessimist!
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posted on
05/05/2010 11:49:01 AM PDT
by
Pessimist
To: KeyLargo
Does is only work if the two people involved are husband and wife? What about if you are shacking up? Is there a special version for gay and lesbian partnerships? How about if your dog is in the bed with you?
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posted on
05/05/2010 11:51:20 AM PDT
by
nhoward14
(A mind is a terrible thing to waste. That is why Obama gave his away.)
To: nhoward14
Dog farts can bring you out of a dead sleep!
To: gathersnomoss
Guess I will not be able to use the dutch oven anymore.I'm thinking that if it keeps smell out it keeps smell in. Could take the 'dutch oven' to a new level...;^)
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posted on
05/05/2010 11:52:46 AM PDT
by
randog
(Tap into America!)
To: KeyLargo
Anyone want to start a collection for the Obama’s?
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posted on
05/05/2010 11:53:27 AM PDT
by
Verbosus
(/* No Comment */)
To: randog
I would assume after six months you would have to take the blanket to a toxic wast pick up site....Depending on what you eat...three months for cuisine from India.....
To: Verbosus
I guess you are assuming they sleep in the same bed?
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posted on
05/05/2010 11:55:44 AM PDT
by
nhoward14
(A mind is a terrible thing to waste. That is why Obama gave his away.)
To: KeyLargo
Oooo oooo million dollar idea!! Charcoal activated depends!! (Don’t nobody steal this idea now).
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posted on
05/05/2010 12:18:47 PM PDT
by
DManA
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/05/2010 12:57:19 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
To: ErnBatavia; Allegra
To: AdmSmith; Berosus; bigheadfred; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; ...
Completely & Quickly Absorbs The Odor Of Flatulence
So go ahead, do the "one cheek sneak".
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posted on
05/05/2010 2:59:33 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
To: JoeProBono
It’s so good, you’ll demand it in the divorce.
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posted on
05/05/2010 3:00:20 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
To: KeyLargo
Heck...if the only problem in your marriage is the noxious stench of your mates toxic farts, I’d say you’re doing pretty darned good!
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posted on
05/05/2010 3:06:01 PM PDT
by
hoagy62
(.)
To: KeyLargo
The stages of dating.
Phase 1: You’re afraid to fart around her.
Phase 2: You’re comfortable enough to fart around her in the house.
Phase 3: You fart in bed and then pull the covers over her.
When you get to Phase 3, you’re ready for marriage (that is if she doesn’t kill you first).
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posted on
05/05/2010 3:09:54 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
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