A target.
great jokes
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I enjoyed the jokes.
Yeah, gee, wonder what that's like.
A: There is a new power plant in Hamheung-si.
B: No, I'm just coming back from there, but I didn't see a power plant.
A: And there is a new chemical factory in Kimjeongsuk-gun.
B: I was there a week ago but I didn't see any factory...
A: Comrade! Stop running around and read the newspaper once in a while.
The representatives from Zimbabwe visited North Korea, and asked for North Korean experts to build a Department of Navy. The North Korean officials were befuddled, and asked: “Why would you need a navy? Your country is landlocked!”
Zimbabwean representative replied: “What do you mean why? Then why does your country have a Department of Culture?”
Looking at a painting of Adam and Eve holding an apple in an art gallery, an Englishman said: “They are English, because the man shares delicious food with a woman.”
A Frenchman said: “They are French, because they are walking in the nude.”
A North Korean said: “They are North Korean. They have no clothes and little food, but they think they are in heaven.”
http://askakorean.blogspot.com/2010/01/ask-korean-news-north-korean-jokes.html
Sad, actually. The jokes are good, and I am glad they at least have their senses of humor left. But not having freedom is damn sad.
- Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin are having a summit meeting in Moscow. During a break, they’re bored, and they decide to take a bet to see whose bodyguards are more loyal.
Putin is on the 20th floor and calls on his bodyguard Ivan, opens the window, and says: “Ivan, jump!”
Sobbing, Ivan says: “Mr. President, how can you ask me to do that? I have a wife and child waiting for me at home”
Putin sheds a tear himself, apologises to Ivan, and sends him away.
Next, it’s Obama’s turn. He calls his bodyguard Mike Jones and yells: “Mike Jones, jump!”
Not hesitating for a split second, Mike Jones is just about to jump out the window.
Putin grabs Mike Jones to prevent him from jumping and says: “Are you out of your mind? If you jump out this window, you’ll die! This is the 20th floor!”
Nevertheless, Mike Jones is still struggling, trying to escape Putin’s embrace and jump out the window: “Mr. Putin, please let me go! I have a wife and child at home!”