A: There is a new power plant in Hamheung-si.
B: No, I'm just coming back from there, but I didn't see a power plant.
A: And there is a new chemical factory in Kimjeongsuk-gun.
B: I was there a week ago but I didn't see any factory...
A: Comrade! Stop running around and read the newspaper once in a while.
The representatives from Zimbabwe visited North Korea, and asked for North Korean experts to build a Department of Navy. The North Korean officials were befuddled, and asked: “Why would you need a navy? Your country is landlocked!”
Zimbabwean representative replied: “What do you mean why? Then why does your country have a Department of Culture?”
Looking at a painting of Adam and Eve holding an apple in an art gallery, an Englishman said: “They are English, because the man shares delicious food with a woman.”
A Frenchman said: “They are French, because they are walking in the nude.”
A North Korean said: “They are North Korean. They have no clothes and little food, but they think they are in heaven.”
http://askakorean.blogspot.com/2010/01/ask-korean-news-north-korean-jokes.html
Sounds like our MSM doesn't it?