Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry

The Daily Caller ^ | 04/30/10 | Staff

[OldDeckHand]

In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.

[Darksheare]

Just don’t drink anything while reading.
You’ll wreck’em.

[hoagy62]

Paul Harvey wouldn’t have touched this story with a 10-foot pole.

[Atom Smasher]

Move over while I vomit!

....thoroughly disgusting.

[DCBryan1]

No Thanks

Hell I thought that was my Freeper handle for a while.

I was DCBryan in 1997, DCBryan1, DCBryan2, DCBryan3 in 1998-1999 until Jim Rob and I came to an understanding ;).

[Rebelbase]

"The rumor of my having been eaten are greatly exaggerated"

[Dallas59]

Thank gawd it wasn't one of these..

[OB1kNOb]

Eel never do that again.

[sharkhawk]

Kramer: Have you ever *met* a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very
good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away.
*Plant* yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've
ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* something
up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in
the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."
[A phone rings in the distant]

[dmet]

Reminds me of when I had two Cadillacs

Until my wife rectum both

[Darksheare]

Oddly, I never got a “no Thanks”.
I got an “Errrr.. umm... Have you seen the inside of this nice sturdy box over HERE *SLAM*!”

The threads have such nice basements.

[RichInOC]

Unnngh!!!

[americanophile]

Well, I probably could have lived without this image in my mind. If only the human mind had a delete entry function...

[ElkGroveDan]

[DCBryan1]

Unngh!!!

OH NO YOU DIDNT!

I'll raise you an Ash alert and
IBTEP (in before the ole eel prank)

[yetidog]

Not often that you see a prank resulting in a fatal eelnass.

[Clock King]

Should have stuck with eating unagi.

[isom35]

rectum? It killed ‘im!

[gathersnomoss]

...”Asian swamp eel”

Insensitive Racist Remark!

[dfwgator]

[cynwoody]

A friend of mine once spotted a yacht named the Impacted Gerbil moored on the San Francisco water front. Turned out to belong to a wealthy proctologist.