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Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry
The Daily Caller ^ | 04/30/10 | Staff

Posted on 04/30/2010 10:22:21 AM PDT by OldDeckHand

In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.

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To: cpray

Just don’t drink anything while reading.
You’ll wreck’em.


61 posted on 04/30/2010 10:34:19 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: VOA

Paul Harvey wouldn’t have touched this story with a 10-foot pole.


62 posted on 04/30/2010 10:34:20 AM PDT by hoagy62 (.)
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To: OldDeckHand

Move over while I vomit!

....thoroughly disgusting.


63 posted on 04/30/2010 10:34:21 AM PDT by Atom Smasher
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To: ElkGroveDan; Jim Robinson
No Thanks

Hell I thought that was my Freeper handle for a while.

I was DCBryan in 1997, DCBryan1, DCBryan2, DCBryan3 in 1998-1999 until Jim Rob and I came to an understanding ;).

64 posted on 04/30/2010 10:34:22 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
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To: OldDeckHand

"The rumor of my having been eaten are greatly exaggerated"
65 posted on 04/30/2010 10:34:40 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Don't think of work as 5 days on, 2 days off. Instead think 4 nights on, 3 off.)
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To: OldDeckHand
Thank gawd it wasn't one of these..


66 posted on 04/30/2010 10:34:44 AM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: OldDeckHand

Eel never do that again.


67 posted on 04/30/2010 10:34:50 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty. - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: OldDeckHand
Kramer: Have you ever *met* a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very
good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away.
*Plant* yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've
ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* something
up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in
the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."
[A phone rings in the distant]
68 posted on 04/30/2010 10:36:00 AM PDT by sharkhawk (Always love your country—but never trust your government--Robert Novak)
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To: OldDeckHand
Reminds me of when I had two Cadillacs

Until my wife rectum both

69 posted on 04/30/2010 10:36:42 AM PDT by dmet
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To: DCBryan1

Oddly, I never got a “no Thanks”.
I got an “Errrr.. umm... Have you seen the inside of this nice sturdy box over HERE *SLAM*!”

The threads have such nice basements.


70 posted on 04/30/2010 10:37:28 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: OldDeckHand

Unnngh!!!


71 posted on 04/30/2010 10:37:39 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...R.I.P.)
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To: OldDeckHand

Well, I probably could have lived without this image in my mind. If only the human mind had a delete entry function...


72 posted on 04/30/2010 10:38:23 AM PDT by americanophile (DeMint/Ryan '12)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

73 posted on 04/30/2010 10:38:25 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (Now can we forget about that old rum-runner Joe Kennedy and his progeny of philandering drunks?)
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To: RichInOC
Unngh!!!

OH NO YOU DIDNT!

I'll raise you an Ash alert and
IBTEP (in before the ole eel prank)

74 posted on 04/30/2010 10:38:44 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
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To: OldDeckHand

Not often that you see a prank resulting in a fatal eelnass.


75 posted on 04/30/2010 10:39:06 AM PDT by yetidog
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To: OldDeckHand
Should have stuck with eating unagi.


76 posted on 04/30/2010 10:39:32 AM PDT by Clock King (There's no way to fix D.C.)
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rectum? It killed ‘im!


77 posted on 04/30/2010 10:39:33 AM PDT by isom35
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To: OldDeckHand

...”Asian swamp eel”

Insensitive Racist Remark!


78 posted on 04/30/2010 10:39:42 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (Please God, watch over our country.)
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To: gathersnomoss

79 posted on 04/30/2010 10:40:47 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: OldDeckHand
A friend of mine once spotted a yacht named the Impacted Gerbil moored on the San Francisco water front. Turned out to belong to a wealthy proctologist.
80 posted on 04/30/2010 10:41:10 AM PDT by cynwoody
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