Posted on 04/23/2010 7:34:16 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear
........I will be employing my tremendous skill as an illustrator, of course, and expect that my colleagues will do the same. If they refuse, they will be declared weak-kneed, namby-pamby, quisling infidels and will be shamed on this blog (Though such idle threats rarely work these days; perhaps I could threaten them with a painful death, which seems to do the trick). If readers would like to show their solidarity, please email your Mohammad masterpieces to me here: mmoynihan at reason.com. The best ones will be published on Hit & Run, which, along with the concomitant death threat, is reward enough........
(Excerpt) Read more at hotair.com ...
I told my husband I wanted to put a bumper sticker on my car that said ‘mo ham mud’ woman hating ,homophobic, warlord. He said he hoped I didn’t get my head smashed in, but he would protect me if he could. If everyone had some ***** and didn’t wimp out there would be so many of us we couldn’t ALL be murdered.If rednecks like me can put stickers on their trucks with a little boy peeing on a Ford/ Chevy, why can’t rednecks like me put a mo ham mud sticker on our bumper? If every newspaper in the world printed the idiot cartoons of the mud the murderers couldn’t get everybody, could they??? I can’t draw, but a big fat hog in mud would work for me. Go Kentucky Hillbillys!!
Pig in a turban. No problem.
This will be interesting.
Boy, old Mo had a long goatee.
LOL good one :) bflr
Oh, heck yeah. I’ll be back in Iraq by then. I’ll have the locals help me out with my drawing. They’re good at stuff like that.
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Mohammed after spending too much time in the sun.
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Mohammed joins Gay Pride.
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Mohammed celebrates Earth Day.
Mohammed's Na'vi avatar.
Lots of good stuff at his website: http://www.attackcartoons.com/
Yeah, I guess ya can’t blame him if his server gets hammered ... :-)
Tehran -- Iranian cattle farmer Gofauk Yousef Fukir came upon what appears to be one of the most holy of cow pies ever today while tending his herd. It seems his prize Bull Osama plopped out a turd with an uncanny likeness to the most holy prophet, Mohammed.
"This is no ordinary bullsh*t," insisted Gofauk Yousef. "This sh*t is like something directly from Allah above. It hardly even smells. Well, maybe a little. But I haven't bathed in two years, so who can say, yes?"
A team of Iranian bullsh*tologists, dispatched from Tehran university's religious artifacts division was pulled away from evaluating the booty they plundered from the Iraqi museum during the early days of the Iraq / US war to examine Gofauk Yousef's religious crap. After careful study they confirmed that the cow patty did indeed take on the appearance of manure from heaven.
"Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t!!" Gofauk Yousef could be heard calling out to his friends and family, all the while sporting a wide smile befitting someone who had quite literally just stepped in heavenly sh*t, "Pack up the tent. We're going to Disneyland!" This is the profit I've been waiting for from all these years of tending godd*mned cows".
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