Posted on 04/14/2010 9:05:06 PM PDT by JoeProBono
SEVENOAKS, England,- A British prankster pleaded guilty to making numerous hoax emergency calls, including a claim that he had been raped by a whale.
Daniel Hammond, 21, pleaded guilty before magistrates in Sevenoaks, England, to making several hoax calls to the 999 emergency number between Aug. 4, 2009, and March 3 of this year, The Sun reported Wednesday.
Prosecutors said the calls included a claim that his genitals fell off because he smoked too much marijuana before sex and a Saddam Hussein imitation featuring a bomb threat against a train.
"The defendant's calls started with claims he'd been raped by a whale but became more threatening as the months went by, and during the last call he told an operator he'd planted a bomb on a commuter train," prosecutor James Nichols said.
Defense attorney Laura Hollingham said her client suffers from attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.
"He self medicates by drinking alcohol and made these calls when he was drunk. He is very embarrassed about what he said," Hollingham said.
Hammond is due to be sentenced May 4.
I wasn't going swimming until this got cleared up. ;^)
How about chickens and cows?
Much more plentiful, much smaller and tastes good on a bun with melted cheese.
1. When you hang around whales whose names you do not know, in places such as zoos, Sea World, or the ocean, be sure to keep your back closest to the nearest exit. If the whales tries to corner you, at least you have a possible exit.
2. If a whale asks you if you'd like to see a sperm whale, the answer is "NO, I do not want to see a sperm whale and YOU SIR are a stranger. I am strong and can defend against your advances."
3. If someone named Shamu comes up to you at a bar/pub, keep your drink close by and stay by friends and do not go with him to the VIP lounge. This individual has been known to spike drinks and use a back room.
4. Stay away from large bodies of salt water or artificial holding tanks in tropical or semi-tropical climates.
5. NEVER EVER get near the blowhole. Always remember that you have the right to say no.
Follow these steps, and I'm sure you'll never have to worry about being raped by a whale. Feel free to speak up about whale rape, it is a topic that few are willing to talk about. But the more people that open up about their experiences, the easier it is for survivors to break the chains and feel that they do not need to keep the secrets that they once had. Please heed my advice, as I'm not only an expert on the topic, but I'm also a survivor of whale rape.
I thought it as Mike Gonnif?
I thought it was Mike Gonnif?
It should be!
The whale had beached itself and died ashore. It was being taken to a trash facility for disposal. It was very hot and it bloated up and exploded.
It made quite a mess. No one was eating the dead whale.
Once I was watching one of those natures shows on the TV, and it was a show about them whales.
The man on the TV there said them whales have a penis that is 11 feet long.
And damned if they didn't go to showing how that whale, with his 11 foot long pecker, goes into action with the girl whales (if ya know what I mean.
Man! That image shall be forver burned into the images of my mind.
What a dork!
You know, tuna just isn’t a good since they took the dolphin out of it. (^;
A Weemsco Tuna fan, I see.
A boy and his sheeep; a dolphin and his bikinibabe: it all comes down to “there’s something about her eyes”.
Beer goggles reverse that to, “there must be something wrong with his eyes.”
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