Posted on 04/08/2010 6:25:54 PM PDT by jenk
Sin: Courting by car Why drive for miles to meet up with your lover? Take public transportation to your rendezvous point and go for a long, sensual walk to get your juices flowing.
Or think beyond the steel steering box and turn on your soon-to-be lover with a hike or a bike ride. Way to work up a sweat.
Sin: Poison perfume Synthetic fragrances are so not sexy, baby. What if your bottle of Poison really were poison for your body and the environment? Most perfumes are derived from petroleum, and some contain potential neurotoxins.
Opt for DIY alternatives made from organic essential oils. Vanilla, rose and cinnamon turn guys on; the ladies dig vetiver and cedarwood.
Sin: Eating unsustainable chocolate
Conventional cacao farming is notorious for unsafe working conditions, lack of sustainability and below-poverty wages. Not sexy!
Sin: Ditching birth control
Babies are adorable, but all those gurgling genetic replicas can be major carbon sins. Each one of those "extra" children adds 9,441 metric tons of carbon to the planet.
Sin: Aphrodisiacs courtesy of Big Agra
Whether you're using artichokes, saffron, or ginger (to seduce a woman), or cinnamon, grapes, or peaches (to seduce a man), you'll go further if you get it fresh.
Do all your research, DIY projects, and shopping beforehand so you can be totally spontaneous, like every good little eco-sexual should be.
(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...
Maybe they should entitle this article: 10 great ways for heterosexuals to date homosexuals.
I’m surprised they didn’t include a bit about how the sex partners (I won’t say “couples”, because that would be too limited), should always pray to Obama before fornicating.
I think this is what they mean by “self-parody.”
The item about using birth control because you don’t want to bring carbon-generating babies into the world is basically an argument for human extinction.
Greens hate people. This story is more proof.
Sick, sick, sick ...
"33-year-old Weiss (Sun in Aries, Libra rising, moon in Sagittarius) holds an M.A., and in addition to her writing duties, works as an astrologer and adjunct professor of writing and gender studies at Marymount Manhattan College. In addition to astrology, Weiss has written five self-help books, including Coping With the Beauty Myth: A Guide for Real Girls, and a novel, Starrgazer, which she describes below, and Fate of Your Date, an illustrated advice guide to getting the edge in the dating universe via astrology, face reading and other techniques, which will be published by Chronicle Books in 2006."
the only good thing I see is that she's not butt ugly.
Sustainable, too.
Anyway, if you can get a seat together on the train, enjoy! Soon the temperature will rise as other shove their way on the train. Perspiration will replace the smell of perfume or cologne and someone will either be standing near you or squishing into your seat. You will feel like a limp sardine in a smelly can.
Yes, by all means - make this a dating experience!
is that your creation?
She really needs to STOP writing these “self help” books till she gets the HELP she is screaming for as shown in the nonsense she writes.
Lost me on #1. While in college, a very nice young man was interested in me. I lived several blocks from campus totalling about a mile and a half. He would walk to my house. We would walk to the event. We would walk back. He would walk home.
He proved his committment. I didn’t like walking.
On the third date I said, “Either we double-date or you borrow a car. I like you but not more than I hate walking.” Amazingly, we remained friends.
But, we did not date anymore after that.
> the only good thing I see is that she's not butt ugly.
I'd probably hit it, if I wasn't already attached. But it would require duct tape -- I can't imagine listening...
yes, by the way, remember never to shake their hands.
Yep....
did you read the article? yahoo only allows excerpts on FR. She talks about excess children in the article.
where do I sign up! LOL! Yikes!
Opt for DIY alternatives made from organic essential oils. Vanilla, rose and cinnamon turn guys on; the ladies dig vetiver and cedarwood.
Better yet, drink warm beer and eat hard-boiled eggs for three days before your "green" date.
Now there's a fragrance.
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In college, my husband (then husband wannabe) took me to meet his family. At his parents house, we went for a ride in his dad's big 4-wheeler and took a long walk through a field where the two of them shot a bag full of quail for dinner.
Sin: Eating unsustainable chocolate
We're not big on chocolate but do enjoy beef. Cattle reproduce quickly so they're sustainable and eating them is something we can feel good about.
No, the world. We are supposed to adhere! (By the way, aren’t most men lesbians?)
You may not know this about me, but I'm a lesbian in sheep's clothing.
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LOL. But seriously, she probably has some cats.
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