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1 posted on 04/05/2010 5:25:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Oh... That happens here all the time.


2 posted on 04/05/2010 5:29:39 PM PDT by donhunt (Obama care should begin with doctors putting Nancy Pelosi's tongue in a splint.)
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To: JoeProBono

This man needs to put down the pipe..


3 posted on 04/05/2010 5:30:11 PM PDT by Beaten Valve
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To: JoeProBono

I thought this was going to be about Mexicans and Democrats...


4 posted on 04/05/2010 5:31:27 PM PDT by jessduntno ( If someone calls me racist, I reply "you are just saying that because I'm white!")
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To: JoeProBono

Hey, kids gotta eat...

5 posted on 04/05/2010 5:45:45 PM PDT by mikrofon (Mutton or V-al)
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To: JoeProBono

#1, Take an away team to the planet's surface and...um...mutilate some sheep. Make it so.
6 posted on 04/05/2010 5:47:16 PM PDT by Krankor (nO)
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To: JoeProBono

NOT THIS S*** AGAIN!


8 posted on 04/05/2010 5:54:50 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: JoeProBono

Zapping sheep? Someone needs to get these Aliens some girlfriends!


9 posted on 04/05/2010 5:55:11 PM PDT by JaguarXKE
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To: JoeProBono

I’m convinced aliens from outer space are trampling down my lawn and flower beds. And these obnoxious aliens are deliberately seeding crab grass on my lawn. I’m sure of this! There ought to be a law.


10 posted on 04/05/2010 6:02:35 PM PDT by StormEye
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To: JoeProBono

My Dear Uncle Screwtape,

I wanted to report to you the success I’ve been having with The Patient employing the “UFO” schemes that you so richly detailed in your recent missive. He is entirely out of his head over the mystery, believing that some intelligent life form from some other planet in the temporal universe has visited his property.

I have done all that you suggested, including mutilating some of the farm animals, and the results have been nothing short of spectacular. Not only is the Patient completely derailed from his pursuit of God, but his mind, as well the minds of most of those in the entire region, is entirely occupied with the particulars of my activities.

My variant manifestations about their area have been replete with flashes light in various colors commonly known to be used in terrestrial navigation, and in forms approximating — in the human mind — spacefaring vessels not made by the hand of man. I have been especially careful to create these manifestations in ways that cannot be dismissed as fraudulent by photographic analysis. The Patient, and any who may examine the pictorial evidence, must conclude, as many already have, that the photos are pictures of actual extraterrestrial starships.

Oh, Uncle Screwtape, all of these developments make my infernal heart shudder in anticipation of the final, Great Deception that Lucifer has planned for these frail minds. The Patient and his neighbors are quite prepared to buy off on it “hook ,line, and sinker” as they might say. Despite the fact that secular authors among them have written books that come dangerously close to exposing our plot (Aurthur C. Clarke’s “Childhood’s End” for example), The Plan is not in the least jeopardy. They shall NEVER suspect for one moment why it is that their scriptures describe the Antichrist as “The Beast”, nor shall they ever in a million years solve the mystery of his origins. The Nephilim are SUCH an arcane idea as to be instantly dismissed, and these “space alien” deceptions are just SO bloody convincing...they’ll simply never catch on until it is far too late.

By the time they actually realize what has happened, their minds and hearts will all be eternally OURS in the bonds of fiery damnation! This truly is deliciously horrid.

Wishing you all the best success at your end, I remain,

Reprehensibly yours,
Wormwood


18 posted on 04/05/2010 6:31:59 PM PDT by HKMk23 (The Democrat Legacy: Hoax and Chains)
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To: Quix

*ping*


21 posted on 04/06/2010 6:23:23 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: JoeProBono
Snarling wolf

Never thought to call them "UFOs", but whatever...

22 posted on 04/06/2010 6:27:42 AM PDT by TChris ("Hello", the politician lied.)
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To: JoeProBono; ALASKA; ActionNewsBill; A knight without armor; albertp; areafiftyone; aruanan; ...

ping RE THE SHEEP.

I just finished Paola Harris’

CONNECTING THE DOTS

Great set of interviews with a lot of major folks in the field.

I was skeptical of her before the Aztec conference.

She’s quite a powerhouse and very high on integrity, imho.

She doesn’t like to give her own opinions much at all. Just wants the folks she interviews to speak and let audience decide on their own.

She does seem to have bought into a lot of the deception, however about some ET’s being good, saving us from ourselves etc. etc. etc.

She is aware of the evils of globalism to some degree. Wants NON-NWO globalists to take over.

Ain’t such around currently and not likely to be so until after Armageddon, imho.

May try and give some book reviews later this summer.


23 posted on 04/06/2010 6:58:52 AM PDT by Quix (BLOKES who got us where we R: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: JoeProBono

2010 - A Mouflon Oddity


29 posted on 04/06/2010 7:56:33 AM PDT by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: JoeProBono

“You always hurt the one you love,
“The one you shouldn’t hurt at all...”


60 posted on 04/06/2010 1:27:10 PM PDT by RichInOC ("C'm'on, baby, give Daddy some lovin'." "Baaaaaaaa!")
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