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Best of the bunch in this year's crop I'd say!
1 posted on 04/05/2010 10:24:30 AM PDT by Sax
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2 posted on 04/05/2010 10:24:43 AM PDT by Sax
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YES!!! There ARE Kit-Kats in the future...I knew it!!!! ;)


4 posted on 04/05/2010 10:27:07 AM PDT by BossLady (OBAMA - The Father of Velvet Marxism)
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5 posted on 04/05/2010 10:27:11 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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6 posted on 04/05/2010 10:27:47 AM PDT by astyanax (Liberalism: Logic's retarded cousin.)
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"Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered."

Hey....this last line is what makes the story interesting. Either the facility wasn't that secure or there's something to this. LOL.

8 posted on 04/05/2010 10:28:25 AM PDT by circlecity
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To: JoeProBono; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

9 posted on 04/05/2010 10:28:42 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Can they tweak their control panel and cause another ripple in time that prevents Obama from being elected and destroying the United States?

That would be one tax increase I'd be willing to pony up to!

11 posted on 04/05/2010 10:28:49 AM PDT by NorCoGOP (Recession: friend loses his job. Depression: You lose your job. Recovery: Obama loses his job.)
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When being from the future is outlawed, only outlaws will be from the future.


12 posted on 04/05/2010 10:29:19 AM PDT by ocean
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...disappeared from his cell...

Back to the Future...!

15 posted on 04/05/2010 10:30:01 AM PDT by Las Vegas Dave (To anger a Conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a Liberal, tell him the truth.)
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The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

Well the future may indeed be a communist chocolate hellhole, but hey! Kit-Kats for everyone!

19 posted on 04/05/2010 10:33:50 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Swiss!"
20 posted on 04/05/2010 10:34:32 AM PDT by RabidBartender
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Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

LOL!!!

21 posted on 04/05/2010 10:34:43 AM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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"Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender."

Mr. Fusion?
22 posted on 04/05/2010 10:34:51 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine
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Thats the whole problem, even if he was from the future no one would beleive him.


23 posted on 04/05/2010 10:34:55 AM PDT by culpeper (He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people,)
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K-PAX is back again?


24 posted on 04/05/2010 10:35:42 AM PDT by sniper63 (Bang,Bang, Maxwell's Silver hammer........)
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The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

LOL! Anything that gets me to grin is worthy of quoting today.

28 posted on 04/05/2010 10:37:18 AM PDT by Cold Heat
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“How can you be in two places at once, when you’re not anywhere at all....”


29 posted on 04/05/2010 10:38:47 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo
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Was he looking for this kid?


30 posted on 04/05/2010 10:39:33 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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SnakeDoc

31 posted on 04/05/2010 10:39:38 AM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant ... that even a god-king can bleed." - 300)
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Eloi Cole was only escaping back in time from the Morlocks.

FMCDH(BITS)

33 posted on 04/05/2010 10:43:22 AM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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